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Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?

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Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 2:27 pm
(April 25, 2020 at 2:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As nasty as they are, tornados cause far less property damage and loss of life than hurricanes.

There’s also the fact that the US experiences more that 1000 tornados per year. If you had that many hurricanes, you probably stop naming them as well.

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It is my fault for not putting this  the humor section.

Sorry Hillbilly Atheist, my bad.
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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 2:28 pm
Sorry, I thought you were asking a legitimate question. My mistake, I should have known better.

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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 2:39 pm
(April 25, 2020 at 1:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 1:20 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Tornadoes are like having a quickie with a stranger. No names or exchanging phone numbers. Hurricanes are like a long weekend with a Fuck Buddy.

I actually started this thread based on a prior conversation with a Redneck friend from Oklahoma, and he actually dared me  to start this thread just so he could read the responses. This so far, at least for me, wins the day!
And just so everyone knows, i have a TORNADO magnet on my fridge sent to me by my best friend from Oklahoma.

You LIVE in a tornado magnet. Consoling
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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 2:55 pm
(April 25, 2020 at 2:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 1:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I actually started this thread based on a prior conversation with a Redneck friend from Oklahoma, and he actually dared me  to start this thread just so he could read the responses. This so far, at least for me, wins the day!
And just so everyone knows, i have a TORNADO magnet on my fridge sent to me by my best friend from Oklahoma.

You LIVE in a tornado magnet.  Consoling

I thought I knew everything in my pathetic trust fund life! BUT NO!

Don't fuck with REDNECKS!
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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 3:00 pm
(April 25, 2020 at 2:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 2:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You LIVE in a tornado magnet.  Consoling

I thought I knew everything in my pathetic trust fund life! BUT NO!

Don't fuck with REDNECKS!

Come meet my cousins.
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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 3:27 pm
Same reason you have heard about the sinking of the Titanic and the Edmund Fizgerald but we haven't heard about your aunt going down in a canoe......
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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 3:45 pm
(April 25, 2020 at 3:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Same reason you have heard about the sinking of the Titanic and the Edmund Fizgerald but we haven't heard about your aunt going down in a canoe......

I’m sure his uncle heard about that...

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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 6:11 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2020 at 6:16 pm by Brian37.)
Shelly is the Australian Bob Dylan without the annoying voice.

EDIT........ MIXING TWO DIFFERENT THREADS......... Sorry.
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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 25, 2020 at 6:29 pm
(April 25, 2020 at 6:11 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Shelly is the Australian Bob Dylan without the annoying voice.

EDIT........ MIXING TWO DIFFERENT THREADS......... Sorry.

You’re certainly entitled to your opinion.

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RE: Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes?
April 26, 2020 at 12:37 am
They did but ran out of names in 1925.
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