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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 3:50 pm
(April 28, 2020 at 3:37 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Yeah....good luck with that.
I remember steaming up my own glasses without warning.
Husband complained I would wear out the stairs going up and down changing from 'I am freezing clothes' to 'OMFG it's so hot clothes' and back again.
But keep a stash of chocolate - it can't hurt.
When my third wife found out I was going to be temping in an other-wise all-female office she gave me a present. It was a five pound Hershey's bar with a note on it:
"In case of emergency, throw this, then RUN!"
I have tasted a Hershey's bar, the best thing you could do with it is throw it (up?)
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 3:53 pm
(April 28, 2020 at 3:50 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: (April 28, 2020 at 3:37 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When my third wife found out I was going to be temping in an other-wise all-female office she gave me a present. It was a five pound Hershey's bar with a note on it:
"In case of emergency, throw this, then RUN!"
I have tasted a Hershey's bar, the best thing you could do with it is throw it (up?)
That's why milk chocolate was third on my list. It's a last resort thing to use while you fetch some of the good stuff.
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 4:46 pm
(April 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Yeah....good luck with that.
I remember steaming up my own glasses without warning.
Husband complained I would wear out the stairs going up and down changing from 'I am freezing clothes' to 'OMFG it's so hot clothes' and back again.
But keep a stash of chocolate - it can't hurt.
I'm an instrumentation and control systems engineer. I love the challenge.
Chocolate helps, but I found Twizzlers and Chilean Malbec are more reliable. The dish is half Puerto Rican, half Irish, which seems to cancel some traits while multiplying others.
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 5:22 pm
(April 28, 2020 at 4:46 pm)Ranjr Wrote: (April 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Yeah....good luck with that.
I remember steaming up my own glasses without warning.
Husband complained I would wear out the stairs going up and down changing from 'I am freezing clothes' to 'OMFG it's so hot clothes' and back again.
But keep a stash of chocolate - it can't hurt.
I'm an instrumentation and control systems engineer. I love the challenge.
Chocolate helps, but I found Twizzlers and Chilean Malbec are more reliable. The dish is half Puerto Rican, half Irish, which seems to cancel some traits while multiplying others. My best friend also is in instrumentation and c/s. He currently is living in Gonzales La - and I'll bet you would have a good guess to the company he works for.......
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 8:18 pm
(April 28, 2020 at 3:53 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (April 28, 2020 at 3:50 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I have tasted a Hershey's bar, the best thing you could do with it is throw it (up?)
That's why milk chocolate was third on my list. It's a last resort thing to use while you fetch some of the good stuff.
Hershey's isn't chocolate, it's candy, that's why it tastes like ****.
Most women I know like Galaxy best.
![[Image: SmoothMilkProduct.png]](https://www.galaxychocolate.co.uk/images/mobile/products/SmoothMilkProduct.png)
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 8:42 pm
Milk chocolate is the best.
But I wouldn't touch Hershey's.
Cadbury is better.
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 10:25 pm
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(April 28, 2020 at 3:45 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I have one of those sort-of. Little runty fucker who just won't grow any bigger. He won't live 25 years though, and probably not even the full lifetime of a normal cat. You see, he has breathing problems that make his purr painful to him, and his gums are red and raw and have always been sore since he was a slightly smaller kitty.
Dude, what you've just described is a goldfish.
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 10:30 pm
A self smashing alarm clock.
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 29, 2020 at 4:07 am
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(April 28, 2020 at 10:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A self smashing alarm clock.
With a trebuchet button.
(Repeat) A breathalyzer app that puts a red border around a post when the poster is drunk.
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