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Impractical inventions we need.

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Impractical inventions we need.
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Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 6:17 am
We need domestic felines that live for twenty-five years or more and remain kittens the entire time.
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 6:29 am
(April 28, 2020 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We need domestic felines that live for twenty-five years or more and remain kittens the entire time.

'The problem with a kitten is THAT
'Eventually, it becomes a CAT.' - Ogden Nash

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We need a spin dryer that folds clothes.

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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 6:38 am
(April 28, 2020 at 6:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 28, 2020 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We need domestic felines that live for twenty-five years or more and remain kittens the entire time.

'The problem with a kitten is THAT
'Eventually, it becomes a CAT.' - Ogden Nash

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We need a spin dryer that folds clothes.

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With a video camera... Accidental double entendres would about if the load was "mixed". Hehe
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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 6:48 am
Self refilling wine glass
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April 28, 2020 at 6:55 am
(April 28, 2020 at 6:48 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Self refilling wine glass

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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 7:40 am
We need pop-up toasters that make perfect grilled cheese sandwiches.

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RE: Impractical inventions we need.
April 28, 2020 at 7:54 am
Dishwashers that put the dishes away after they are clean and dry.

(Prior to that...a device in the dishwasher that reshuffles the dishes and cutlery for maximum cleaning. Like an automated Dish Testris controller.)
  
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April 28, 2020 at 8:37 am
We need a pill that changes ordinary water into really good scotch. That is affordable.
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April 28, 2020 at 9:18 am
(April 28, 2020 at 6:48 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Self refilling wine glass

You stole my idea. Mine was self filling beer mug.
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April 28, 2020 at 9:19 am
I'll take that beer mug Dr. Strange gave to Thor. Hungry
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