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Guilt free products.
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Guilt free products.
I'm thinking of starting a line of foods to sell to gullible people. Who's in?

1) Caffeine free, sugar free, carbon dioxide free, guilt free clear coca cola -yeah ok, it's just water. But they'll still buy it, right.
2) I'll sell them electric cars so they think they're saving the planet -oh shit, some bloke's already caught onto it!
3) I'll make yummy steaks using lab grown meat. (simple fix - The slaughter yard will be named "Yummy's Lab")
4) I'll label everything as "all products are manufactured using natural organic fuels only".
5) We'll advertise that 100% of all profits will go to any political party opposing Donald Trump.

I'm sure there's more.
I can hear the cash registers ringing already!

Seriously, people don't care about capitalist products, they'd rather spend their hard earned money on a good cause. Isn't that how religion works?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Guilt free products.
enjoying a delicious dessert at the end of a great meal is one of life’s sweetest pleasures.
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#3
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Yummy steaks using lab-grown meat sounds great.
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
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We'll be growing everything in a lab soon the way the tensions are rising between the US and China!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Guilt free products.
ABBA.
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RE: Guilt free products.
Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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ABBA ABBA CDC CDC
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(July 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.

Boru

Interesting.
I wonder is there any reason why we can't modify a cow to eat eg: potatoes and give us vodka.
Their bellies are basically fermenting distilleries Dunno

It could make for some funny Irish pub names!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Guilt free products.
(July 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.

Boru

Interesting.
I wonder is there any reason why we can't modify a cow to eat eg: potatoes and give us vodka.
Their bellies are basically fermenting distilleries Dunno

It could make for some funny Irish pub names!

Cow Paddy Ale!  Hilarious
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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And when when they are down and out, and extremely desperate, I swoop in and swindle their last dime with Antistupid pills.
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