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Guilt free products.
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Guilt free products.
I'm thinking of starting a line of foods to sell to gullible people. Who's in?

1) Caffeine free, sugar free, carbon dioxide free, guilt free clear coca cola -yeah ok, it's just water. But they'll still buy it, right.
2) I'll sell them electric cars so they think they're saving the planet -oh shit, some bloke's already caught onto it!
3) I'll make yummy steaks using lab grown meat. (simple fix - The slaughter yard will be named "Yummy's Lab")
4) I'll label everything as "all products are manufactured using natural organic fuels only".
5) We'll advertise that 100% of all profits will go to any political party opposing Donald Trump.

I'm sure there's more.
I can hear the cash registers ringing already!

Seriously, people don't care about capitalist products, they'd rather spend their hard earned money on a good cause. Isn't that how religion works?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2
RE: Guilt free products.
enjoying a delicious dessert at the end of a great meal is one of life’s sweetest pleasures.
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#3
RE: Guilt free products.
Yummy steaks using lab-grown meat sounds great.
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
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#4
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We'll be growing everything in a lab soon the way the tensions are rising between the US and China!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#5
RE: Guilt free products.
ABBA.
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#6
RE: Guilt free products.
Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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ABBA ABBA CDC CDC
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(July 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.

Boru

Interesting.
I wonder is there any reason why we can't modify a cow to eat eg: potatoes and give us vodka.
Their bellies are basically fermenting distilleries Dunno

It could make for some funny Irish pub names!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Guilt free products.
(July 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.

Boru

Interesting.
I wonder is there any reason why we can't modify a cow to eat eg: potatoes and give us vodka.
Their bellies are basically fermenting distilleries Dunno

It could make for some funny Irish pub names!

Cow Paddy Ale!  Hilarious
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RE: Guilt free products.
And when when they are down and out, and extremely desperate, I swoop in and swindle their last dime with Antistupid pills.
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