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Guilt free products.
July 10, 2020 at 11:12 pm
I'm thinking of starting a line of foods to sell to gullible people. Who's in?
1) Caffeine free, sugar free, carbon dioxide free, guilt free clear coca cola -yeah ok, it's just water. But they'll still buy it, right.
2) I'll sell them electric cars so they think they're saving the planet -oh shit, some bloke's already caught onto it!
3) I'll make yummy steaks using lab grown meat. (simple fix - The slaughter yard will be named "Yummy's Lab")
4) I'll label everything as "all products are manufactured using natural organic fuels only".
5) We'll advertise that 100% of all profits will go to any political party opposing Donald Trump.
I'm sure there's more.
I can hear the cash registers ringing already!
Seriously, people don't care about capitalist products, they'd rather spend their hard earned money on a good cause. Isn't that how religion works?
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 11, 2020 at 11:16 am
enjoying a delicious dessert at the end of a great meal is one of life’s sweetest pleasures.
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 16, 2020 at 12:44 pm
Yummy steaks using lab-grown meat sounds great.
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 16, 2020 at 7:15 pm
We'll be growing everything in a lab soon the way the tensions are rising between the US and China!
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm
Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 16, 2020 at 7:25 pm
ABBA ABBA CDC CDC
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm
(This post was last modified: July 16, 2020 at 8:23 pm by ignoramus.)
(July 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.
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Interesting.
I wonder is there any reason why we can't modify a cow to eat eg: potatoes and give us vodka.
Their bellies are basically fermenting distilleries
It could make for some funny Irish pub names!
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 16, 2020 at 8:54 pm
(July 16, 2020 at 8:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (July 16, 2020 at 7:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Vegan desserts, made from farm-raised vegans.
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Interesting.
I wonder is there any reason why we can't modify a cow to eat eg: potatoes and give us vodka.
Their bellies are basically fermenting distilleries
It could make for some funny Irish pub names!
Cow Paddy Ale!
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RE: Guilt free products.
July 16, 2020 at 9:05 pm
And when when they are down and out, and extremely desperate, I swoop in and swindle their last dime with Antistupid pills.
