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Murphy’s Laws
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#31
RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 6, 2020 at 4:30 pm
Interchangeable parts won’t.

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#32
RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 6, 2020 at 4:35 pm
"Some assembly required" never factors in the swearing and throwing of tools as part of the workload.
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RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 6, 2020 at 4:37 pm
(August 6, 2020 at 4:35 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: "Some assembly required" never factors in the swearing and throwing of tools as part of the workload.

True with bikes and patients.
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RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 6, 2020 at 4:39 pm
IKEA furniture will always miss parts upon assembly.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#35
RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 6, 2020 at 4:39 pm
(August 6, 2020 at 4:09 pm)polymath257 Wrote: A crucial piece of equipment will demonstrate how crucial it is by failing when you need it most.
Any software upgrade will reset all of your settings. It will take until the next upgrade to get them right again.

Ahh.... a Wyndoze user Smile
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#36
RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 7, 2020 at 12:17 am
(August 5, 2020 at 7:06 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 5, 2020 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Bob's law:

1.  All it takes is for one idiot to do something stupid and all the other idiots will follow.

Biker's Law

Anyone who thinks conformity is a virtue never heard of lemmings.
You actually think the lemming myth is true?
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RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 7, 2020 at 9:09 am
(August 7, 2020 at 12:17 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(August 5, 2020 at 7:06 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Biker's Law

Anyone who thinks conformity is a virtue never heard of lemmings.
You actually think the lemming myth is true?

You actually think it matters for it to serve as a metaphor?
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RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 7, 2020 at 9:16 am
(August 7, 2020 at 12:17 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(August 5, 2020 at 7:06 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Biker's Law

Anyone who thinks conformity is a virtue never heard of lemmings.
You actually think the lemming myth is true?

That they kill themselves?

It's true.

I used to work on a suicide helpline and we'd get calls from lemmings all the time.
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RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 7, 2020 at 9:21 am
Lemmings DO commit suicide, but only when they're bulldozed off a cliff by the Disney Corporation.

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RE: Murphy’s Laws
August 7, 2020 at 10:36 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2020 at 10:37 am by onlinebiker.)
(August 7, 2020 at 9:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Lemmings DO commit suicide, but only when they're bulldozed off a cliff by the Disney Corporation.

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