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My DATE Thread!
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RE: My DATE Thread!
(August 31, 2020 at 10:37 am)Eleven Wrote:
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Otherwise known as Mary's hair gel.

And I'd post it again. Jerkoff
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#12
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(September 2, 2020 at 6:54 am)Eleven Wrote:
(August 31, 2020 at 10:37 am)Eleven Wrote:
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Otherwise known as Mary's hair gel.

And I'd post it again.  Jerkoff

I wouldn't recommend it.  You can feel free to post that sort of thing in Area 69, though.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#13
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When I was little, my mom used to make a summertime treat for us kids. She'd stuff dates with peanut butter, roll them in sugar and top them with half a shelled walnut.  Great
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#14
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(September 2, 2020 at 7:15 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: When I was little, my mom used to make a summertime treat for us kids. She'd stuff dates with peanut butter, roll them in sugar and top them with half a shelled walnut.  Great

We had something similar, but stuffed with sweetened cream cheese.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(September 2, 2020 at 7:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 7:15 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: When I was little, my mom used to make a summertime treat for us kids. She'd stuff dates with peanut butter, roll them in sugar and top them with half a shelled walnut.  Great

We had something similar, but stuffed with sweetened cream cheese.

Boru

We had something similar, a confection my mom dubbed "the Twinkie."
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#16
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(August 31, 2020 at 3:55 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

Tell us about your experience with sticky dates!

Hehe

Here is what you DON'T DO on a date. And yes I did.

I once ran into a lady who looked like Daryl Hannah from Splash. I can't  remember where I first ran into her, but I do know she accepted my invitation and we ended up meeting at her ground level apartment and went outside to her back yard to hang out. Now, I know I am going to give my detractors here tons of fuel by admitting what I did that night. Please, anyone reading this, guess if I got a second date with her, after putting a cigarette out on my tongue to impress her. 

YES it is possible to put out a cigarette on your tongue. NO, IT ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU A FUTURE DATE.
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(September 2, 2020 at 9:11 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 31, 2020 at 3:55 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

Tell us about your experience with sticky dates!

Hehe

Here is what you DON'T DO on a date. And yes I did.

I once ran into a lady who looked like Daryl Hannah from Splash. I can't  remember where I first ran into her, but I do know she accepted my invitation and we ended up meeting at her ground level apartment and went outside to her back yard to hang out. Now, I know I am going to give my detractors here tons of fuel by admitting what I did that night. Please, anyone reading this, guess if I got a second date with her, after putting a cigarette out on my tongue to impress her. 

YES it is possible to put out a cigarette on your tongue. NO, IT ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU A FUTURE DATE.

Imma guess it wasn’t the cigarette trick that killed the deal.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#18
RE: My DATE Thread!
(September 2, 2020 at 9:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 9:11 am)Brian37 Wrote: Here is what you DON'T DO on a date. And yes I did.

I once ran into a lady who looked like Daryl Hannah from Splash. I can't  remember where I first ran into her, but I do know she accepted my invitation and we ended up meeting at her ground level apartment and went outside to her back yard to hang out. Now, I know I am going to give my detractors here tons of fuel by admitting what I did that night. Please, anyone reading this, guess if I got a second date with her, after putting a cigarette out on my tongue to impress her. 

YES it is possible to put out a cigarette on your tongue. NO, IT ISN'T GOING TO GET YOU A FUTURE DATE.

Imma guess it wasn’t the cigarette trick that killed the deal.

Boru

No, that WAS the trick that killed the deal. Don't believe me, try it yourself.
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#19
RE: My DATE Thread!
(September 2, 2020 at 9:21 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 9:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Imma guess it wasn’t the cigarette trick that killed the deal.

Boru

No, that WAS the trick that killed the deal. Don't believe me, try it yourself.

No, thank you. I suspect the deal killer wasn’t that you did it, but that you’re the kind of person who would do it.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
RE: My DATE Thread!
(September 2, 2020 at 9:24 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 9:21 am)Brian37 Wrote: No, that WAS the trick that killed the deal. Don't believe me, try it yourself.

No, thank you. I suspect the deal killer wasn’t that you did it, but that you’re the kind of person who would do it.

Boru

HA HA HA HA ....  I DID KILL THE DEAL BY DOING IT....... Way to make my point.

You can't have it both ways. If you aren't willing to do it yourself then you ARE agreeing with me that I shouldn't have done it.

My putting out my cigarette on my tongue  WAS the deal breaker.
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