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Rare planetary alignment
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Rare planetary alignment
December 22, 2020 at 7:47 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2020 at 7:59 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Everyone is in awe of the rare planetary conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn.

I would be, too...


...but it's 2020.

And I've seen enough movies to know what planetary conjunctions can awaken.

So, celebrate it while you can, but I'll be at the right hand of the Dark Ones when they return.

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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 22, 2020 at 8:39 pm
the times of the gentiles are completed.
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 22, 2020 at 8:52 pm
First thing that happens is they get put on staff.
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 22, 2020 at 10:30 pm
(December 22, 2020 at 7:47 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Everyone is in awe of the rare planetary conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn.

I would be, too...


...but it's 2020.

And I've seen enough movies to know what planetary conjunctions can awaken.

So, celebrate it while you can, but I'll be at the right hand of the Dark Ones when they return.

You mean in 2024?
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 23, 2020 at 12:08 am
There's always a rare alignment from some perspective.  I didn't notice any more portal openings than usual.
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 23, 2020 at 12:13 am
My wife saw someone blithering on the news that this could have been the "Star of Bethlehem" (not one of the reporters). Whoever said that would not be someone I would ever trust for accurate information.
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 23, 2020 at 12:18 am
(December 23, 2020 at 12:13 am)Fireball Wrote: My wife saw someone blithering on the news that this could have been the "Star of Bethlehem" (not one of the reporters). Whoever said that would not be someone I would ever trust for accurate information.

I've heard that a lot.  It's the Christmas Star - it's the Star of Bethlehem...every time they mention it on the radio it's referred to scientifically and religiously.  I am sure it's being widely taken as a sign from gawd.
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 23, 2020 at 12:27 am
Is the rumor true that when all the planets line up Boru uses a level 19 forum command to open up a hidden vortex containing the 13 crystal skulls that usher in our new galactic overlord Xengal?

Not that I have a conspiracy web corkboard or subsequent website, just asking....for a friend.
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 23, 2020 at 12:29 am
(December 23, 2020 at 12:08 am)Ranjr Wrote: There's always a rare alignment from some perspective.  I didn't notice any more portal openings than usual.

How far from Sunnydale are you?
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RE: Rare planetary alignment
December 23, 2020 at 2:02 am
I'm gettin there.
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