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Alternative plots/endings to period piece movies.
February 19, 2021 at 9:04 am
Titanic is piloted by the Skipper and Gilligan.
Larry Flint starts a Mega church.
Capone gives up crime as a teen and becomes part of a neighborhood watch.
Gandhi becomes a pro wrestler.
Babe Ruth takes up knitting instead.
The Wright Brothers invest in the Hindenburg.
Trump is a successful businessman.
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February 19, 2021 at 9:58 am
Every war movie is made by somebody who knows what the fuck they're talking about.
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February 19, 2021 at 10:24 am
Japan attacks Mara Lago instead of Pearl Harbor, America is thankful.
Alexandria Graham Bell starts a taco stand instead. See what I did there?
Bonnie and Clyde invent paintball guns.
Bill Gates gets every version of Windows right.
Carl Sagan becomes a shock jock.
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February 19, 2021 at 11:56 am
Citizen kane starts with "snow sled" and ends with a kid riding "rosebud".
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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RE: Alternative plots/endings to period piece movies.
February 19, 2021 at 12:47 pm
Frankenstein: The townsfolk come to realize that the monster is misunderstood. He opens a tailor shop and becomes a valued member of the community.
True Grit: Rooster Cogburn realizes that one man on horseback with two revolvers is no match for four mounted desperados with rifles and flees for his life. Mattie falls in love with ‘Lucky’ Ned Pepper and they become prosperous farmers.
The Seven Samurai: The Seven, badly outnumbered by the bandits, are slaughtered to a man, leaving the villages in a state of perpetual enslavement.
Mary Poppins: Bert is attested for defacing public property. Mr. Banks doesn’t take the hint, loses everything, and his children are sent to the workhouse.
Guys and Dolls: The police bust Nathan Detroit’s floating crap game. Nathan and his associates receive lengthy prison sentences and Adelaide runs off with Sky Masterson.
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February 19, 2021 at 1:12 pm
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Lincoln walks into a breakfast place, the hostess asks him where he wants to sit, he responds, "As far away from a Booth as possible."
Hollywood creates a new theater documentary about the 79 CE eruption in Pompeii, yet to be released, the current working title is "Burgers, Brew & Que".
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February 19, 2021 at 1:49 pm
Children of the Corn:
Jiffy Pop moves into town, and makes a killing.
It's a Wonderful Life:
Potter is arrested for stealing the Bailey's money, dies in prison.
The Terminator:
Resse is shooting blanks.
Naughty Nympho Nurses 9:
These ladies really care, Covid cases aren't they only thing going down
Happy Gilmore:
Adam Sandler is hit in the head with a golf ball on set, succumbs to his injuries a week later.
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RE: Alternative plots/endings to period piece movies.
February 20, 2021 at 5:33 am
(February 19, 2021 at 1:49 pm)no one Wrote: Happy Gilmore:
Adam Sandler is hit in the head with a golf ball on set, succumbs to his injuries a week later.
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RE: Alternative plots/endings to period piece movies.
February 20, 2021 at 7:41 am
Charles Manson gets record contract and outsells the Beatles.
Vincent Van Gogh creates time machine and becomes an audiologist.
Picasso creates a time machine and becomes a rap artist. Considering he was a cubist. I hope that joke wasn't too cold.
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February 20, 2021 at 8:48 am
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Titanic: Both those idiots get on the door. It doesn't sink.
Gojira (1954): Big G sees Serazawa coming down on that line and eats him.
