Of bar stools.

[Brian37]

There is an old cartoon of  a cat that tries to prove itself to the house owner for it's keep. But eventually it realizes it can be lazy and get other cats to do it's mouse-ing. I haven't figured out to do the work, and get others to mouse for me. 

That is the definition of laziness and bitching.

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Yea, sounds like a a John Holmes, Debby Does Dallas line.

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Really, I am an ABBA fan.

It isn't the fixing, it is the frustration of having to tighten the screws every five nanoseconds. 

These other "cures" presented to me I have not heard of.

1. Go to your local hardware shop or home improvement or DIY store.
2. Look for a product called 'Loctite' (it's very common and won't cost more than a few dollars).
3. Go home.
4. Find your allen wrench and remove the screws from the barstools.
5. Read the directions on the Loctite package.
6. Apply the Loctite as directed on the package.
7. Re-insert the screws.
8. Revel in the knowledge that your frustration over this has been solved.

Fuxxake, Brian.

Boru

I love being your Pepsi to my Coke. I love being your Ford to My Chevy. I love being your Sunni to my Shiite. I love being Rocky to your Bogart. I love being Boris to your Moose and Squirrel.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

1. Go to your local hardware shop or home improvement or DIY store.
2. Look for a product called 'Loctite' (it's very common and won't cost more than a few dollars).
3. Go home.
4. Find your allen wrench and remove the screws from the barstools.
5. Read the directions on the Loctite package.
6. Apply the Loctite as directed on the package.
7. Re-insert the screws.
8. Revel in the knowledge that your frustration over this has been solved.

Fuxxake, Brian.

Boru

I love being your Pepsi to my Coke. I love being your Ford to My Chevy. I love being your Sunni to my Shiite. I love being Rocky to your Bogart. I love being Boris to your Moose and Squirrel.

Really? I’m sad that you - a grown man - don’t know how to do simple home repairs and would rather put up with (in your words) the frustration of constantly re-tightening the screws than take a few simple steps to solve the problem.

But you be you. Keep going on as you are until the stool collapses under you and you end up with another whopping great hospital bill.

What’s even sadder is that you react this way to people who are trying to help you.

Boru

[Brian37]

I love being your Pepsi to my Coke. I love being your Ford to My Chevy. I love being your Sunni to my Shiite. I love being Rocky to your Bogart. I love being Boris to your Moose and Squirrel.

Really? I’m sad that you - a grown man - don’t know how to do simple home repairs and would rather put up with (in your words) the frustration of constantly re-tightening the screws than take a few simple steps to solve the problem.

But you be you. Keep going on as you are until the stool collapses under you and you end up with another whopping great hospital bill.

What’s even sadder is that you react this way to people who are trying to help you.

Boru

Holy crap. Please explain to me how a penis defines life? It only defines one organ. One of my kitchen bosses was the owner's son, but could not fucking change oil in his sports car. And while I personally had no computer degree, none of the staff, male or female at that same restaurant could point out a "heat sink" or CPU in a tower.

Trust me, I DON'T WANT or need your help. I posted this for humor only.

[arewethereyet]

Fuck - even I knew the answer was some Loctite.

[Brian37]

Fuck - even I knew the answer was some Loctite.

So is this this is how you view me?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

LocTite red grade.


Just don't want to take it apart again without a torch.

Just about to post that. Helps people to not get a stool leg up their ass.

[brewer]

Just go with all beanbag chairs. Problem solved.

But then, knowing you, you might want to purchase duct tape at the same time.

[onlinebiker]

They let him have a barstool in the rubber room?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Just go with all beanbag chairs. Problem solved.

But then, knowing you, you might want to purchase duct tape at the same time.

Utterly pointless bit of trivia: The original name of duct tape was, in fact, ‘duck tape’, after the fabric which was used to make it (cotton duck). The term ‘duct tape’ didn’t come into common usage until the mid 1960s.

When I first learned this, I was REALLY hoping it was tape made to hold ducks together. Imagine my disappointment.

Boru

[Rhizomorph13]

Really? I’m sad that you - a grown man - don’t know how to do simple home repairs and would rather put up with (in your words) the frustration of constantly re-tightening the screws than take a few simple steps to solve the problem.

But you be you. Keep going on as you are until the stool collapses under you and you end up with another whopping great hospital bill.

What’s even sadder is that you react this way to people who are trying to help you.

Boru

Holy crap. Please explain to me how a penis defines life? It only defines one organ. One of my kitchen bosses was the owner's son, but could not fucking change oil in his sports car. And while I personally had no computer degree, none of the staff, male or female at that same restaurant could point out a "heat sink" or CPU in a tower.

Trust me, I DON'T WANT or need your help. I posted this for humor only.

Clearly you need help. In more ways than one.