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Putting it in my mouth

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Putting it in my mouth
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#61
RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 18, 2021 at 3:24 am
Blackened pollock fillets.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 18, 2021 at 7:48 am
Sorry, couldn't resist. 

The title of the thread brings up tons of innuendos.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 18, 2021 at 7:53 am
I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.

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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 18, 2021 at 8:17 am
(May 18, 2021 at 7:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.

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There was an old episode of "Three's Company", where an old lady took a shine to Jack Tripper to the point she was too motherly to him to the point it was annoying him. At one point in the episode he asks his roomates to distract and get rid of her and tell the old lady he was sick. But she persisted and pushed her way into his bedroom where he was under cover pretending to be sick. The old lady offerd to take his tepurature with a thermometer, but Jack objected, and she responded basically that isn't where she takes the tempurature from. Implying she takes it rectaly.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 18, 2021 at 9:27 am
I am a genius. So the taste of plain green tea is...fine. I don't get too terribly excited about the flavor. However, when I add a bag of Celestial Vermont Maple Ginger to my mug of green, it tastes like cookies. *proudly folds arms*

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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 20, 2021 at 5:54 am
Tomato soup; added kidney beans, rice and hot sauce.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 20, 2021 at 6:01 am
You lost me at kidney beans.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 20, 2021 at 7:54 am
Pan grilled fish, boiled potatoes & coleslaw, and some remolade dressing. The coleslaw tasted terrible.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 20, 2021 at 7:59 am
(May 20, 2021 at 7:54 am)Sal Wrote: Pan grilled fish, boiled potatoes & coleslaw, and some remolade dressing. The coleslaw tasted terrible.

Coleslaw always tastes terrible.
  
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 21, 2021 at 5:36 am
Vegetable garden soup; added extra peas, sauerkraut juice, and hot sauce.
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