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Yelling At Your Devices
#1
Yelling At Your Devices
(Or any inanimate object, really.)

When my phone reloads a webpage because a problem occurred, it pops up a notice saying, ‘This webpage was reloaded because a problem occurred.’

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! I KNOW THE PAGE WAS RELOADED BECAUSE I WATCHED IT RELOAD AND IT WOULDN’T HAVE RELOADED IF THERE WASN’T A PROBLEM!!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#2
RE: Yelling At Your Devices
I grew up thinking the only way to fix things was to swear at them...loudly. That's how dad fixed stuff - or so it seemed.

I admit to swearing at my router and my phone that kept croaking last night. grumble, grumble
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RE: Yelling At Your Devices
(April 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (Or any inanimate object, really.)

When my phone reloads a webpage because a problem occurred, it pops up a notice saying, ‘This webpage was reloaded because a problem occurred.’

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! I KNOW THE PAGE WAS RELOADED BECAUSE I WATCHED IT RELOAD AND IT WOULDN’T HAVE RELOADED IF THERE WASN’T A PROBLEM!!

Boru

The phone is sentient, and is conducting a sinister experiment involving strokes and blood pressure.
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#4
RE: Yelling At Your Devices
(April 26, 2021 at 6:58 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(April 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (Or any inanimate object, really.)

When my phone reloads a webpage because a problem occurred, it pops up a notice saying, ‘This webpage was reloaded because a problem occurred.’

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! I KNOW THE PAGE WAS RELOADED BECAUSE I WATCHED IT RELOAD AND IT WOULDN’T HAVE RELOADED IF THERE WASN’T A PROBLEM!!

Boru

The phone is sentient, and is conducting a sinister experiment involving strokes and blood pressure.

It’s an iPhone 6, so ‘sentient’ is kind of a stretch.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Yelling At Your Devices
(April 26, 2021 at 7:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 26, 2021 at 6:58 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: The phone is sentient, and is conducting a sinister experiment involving strokes and blood pressure.

It’s an iPhone 6, so ‘sentient’ is kind of a stretch.

Boru

iPhone 6 is smarter and more cunning than close to half of the American electorate.
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#6
RE: Yelling At Your Devices
Swearing at inanimate objects?

Do nurses count as devices?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: Yelling At Your Devices
I yell at games when I play them on the Playstation.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#8
RE: Yelling At Your Devices
I tend to yell more at mechanical things, the car is a good example.

Add in failing plumbing.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#9
RE: Yelling At Your Devices
"An error has occurred, OK"
Well No!, it isn't OK, it's an error you stupid machine!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Yelling At Your Devices
(April 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (Or any inanimate object, really.)

When my phone reloads a webpage because a problem occurred, it pops up a notice saying, ‘This webpage was reloaded because a problem occurred.’

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! I KNOW THE PAGE WAS RELOADED BECAUSE I WATCHED IT RELOAD AND IT WOULDN’T HAVE RELOADED IF THERE WASN’T A PROBLEM!!

Boru

I get that. I hate it whenever or for whatever reason, I click on something, and my laptop goes apeshit and does something I didn't intend. My neighors must think I am a serial killer because I shout, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED!".
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