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It's A Quote
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It's A Quote
General, official, thread for sharing one-liners; aka, quotes.

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Shit happens.

Forrest Gump
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God does not kill people, people with gods kill people.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Aristotle:
The human brain is like a car with a stick, not everyone knows how to use it.
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Except there weren't cars around during Aristotle's time.
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I heard Aristotle drove around in a baby blue Mustang GT.
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'Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss.' - Lazarus Long

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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15 minutes can save you 15%

that lizard
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect. 

Mark Twain
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(July 29, 2021 at 1:48 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: I heard Aristotle drove around in a baby blue Mustang GT.

"Don't believe everything you see on social media" Abraham Lincoln. <------- I wish I came up with that, but no, I merely saw that meme years ago.
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