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A Healthy Alternative to Birthday Cake
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 (August 2, 2021 at 6:35 am)brewer Wrote: https://garlicdelight.com/silken-tofu-ch...ke/#recipe Tofu is one of those things that people can’t seem to stop lying about. -‘It tastes just like [whatever actual food they’re trying to pass it off as]!’ -‘You won’t be able to tell the difference!’ (A man whose taste buds have been atrophied by a wasp plasma leak could tell the difference.) -‘It’s better for you!’ (Not if I can’t gag it down it isn’t.) -‘It’s a great source of protein!’ (Same objection.) And on and on. Don’t serve me a textured soybean patty on a bun and call it ‘a hamburger’. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
You can have any cake you like at all and still lose weight.
Provided you serve it 50 km away and you walk there to eat it. And walk home.....  RE: A Healthy Alternative to Birthday Cake
August 2, 2021 at 7:13 am
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2021 at 7:21 am by brewer.)
(August 2, 2021 at 6:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 2, 2021 at 6:35 am)brewer Wrote: https://garlicdelight.com/silken-tofu-ch...ke/#recipe Never said it was a good alternative. I thought Ten wanted to create a little discontent. (I want everyone to have a horrible time being healthy on my special ego day) ![[Image: hqdefault.jpg]](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-Qvwfy0MVJw/hqdefault.jpg)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Nope.
Pavlova, as Boru suggested. A good Aussie invention. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 2, 2021 at 7:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nope. HERETIC! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Thank you guys for the suggestions. This gives me a lot of good inspiration for what could make everyone feel happy and satisfied on my birthday. @brewer that was a joke! XD If I really wanted to make everyone unhappy on my day, I'd make a cupcake. Just a single one, regular Betty Crocker, no fat free or anything, with a light frosting on it and stick my candle in that. And then we'd slice that up for 8 people.
 @vulcanlogician I don't know. It was an error so I changed it to untagged. (August 2, 2021 at 7:22 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 2, 2021 at 7:16 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nope. You've gone native, haven't you? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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