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I've been born again.
#11
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

Is that like being undead?
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#12
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 2:13 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: My personal opinion: M&S are way over-rated.

Ha!  I was shocked, but, these guys are English!

Wikipedia -- Mumford & Sons
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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#13
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

by jamming oneself back into a really big cunt?   maybe like Marjorie taylor Greene’s?
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#14
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 4:46 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

by jamming oneself back into a really big cunt?   maybe like Marjorie taylor Greene’s?

That's a black hole, from which there is no intellectual escape; start down that path and forever...
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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#15
RE: I've been born again.
The last time an evangelical Christian told me I needed to be born again in Christ, I replied, "No, thanks. I got it right the first time."  Hmph
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#16
RE: I've been born again.
(February 16, 2022 at 8:27 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: The last time an evangelical Christian told me I needed to be born again in Christ, I replied, "No, thanks. I got it right the first time."  Hmph

And, the whole concept of "born again" was probably made-up by the authors of the Gospel of John:

Wikipedia -- Historicity of Born Again
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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#17
RE: I've been born again.
(February 15, 2022 at 10:16 am)no one Wrote: How does one go about being unborn?

Not sure of the exact process, but it involves the bite of a vampire, the kiss of a zombie, and a DeLorean modified by a nutty professor.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#18
RE: I've been born again.
Where bite?
How long kiss?
How fast car?
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