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The Roof
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RE: The Roof
March 26, 2022 at 9:24 pm
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Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: The Roof
March 27, 2022 at 5:40 pm
(March 26, 2022 at 8:56 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 26, 2022 at 7:28 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I *definitely* can't handle Duluth!

(Born, raised and spoiled by, So. CA.)
I was born in Minneapolis. Winter '55-'56 it snowed a cumulative 37 feet. When the winter left, so did we. I was ~3.5 and never went back there, though I have suffered through 2 Idaho winters. I live in southern California and would like to move to a higher latitude to get away from the occasional highs of 118º F in the shade.

Ah...that would explain the avatar of the cat spontaneously combusting.
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RE: The Roof
March 27, 2022 at 9:16 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2022 at 9:17 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(March 23, 2022 at 4:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 69ompx.jpg]

Boru

I actually had a burglar put a hole in the ceiling of my flat about 17 years ago like that, as he walked across the roof looking for an easy entrance to the second floor.

Woke up one morning with a hole that had to be patched. Curse the burglars and slumlords both.

I hope he got sepsis from the splinters.

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RE: The Roof
March 27, 2022 at 11:16 pm
(March 27, 2022 at 9:16 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(March 23, 2022 at 4:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 69ompx.jpg]

Boru

I actually had a burglar put a hole in the ceiling of my flat about 17 years ago like that, as he walked across the roof looking for an easy entrance to the second floor.

Woke up one morning with a hole that had to be patched. Curse the burglars and slumlords both.

I hope he got sepsis from the splinters.
Probably at least got his balls busted pretty badly, I'm hoping.  Hehe
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RE: The Roof
March 27, 2022 at 11:35 pm
(March 27, 2022 at 11:16 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 27, 2022 at 9:16 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I actually had a burglar put a hole in the ceiling of my flat about 17 years ago like that, as he walked across the roof looking for an easy entrance to the second floor.

Woke up one morning with a hole that had to be patched. Curse the burglars and slumlords both.

I hope he got sepsis from the splinters.
Probably at least got his balls busted pretty badly, I'm hoping.  Hehe

Same apartment -- not one, but two bikes stolen off my balcony. Losing the Specialized HR hurt, that was a great bike. A big reason I live out in the country now.

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RE: The Roof
March 28, 2022 at 12:22 am
(March 23, 2022 at 12:01 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: But, is it on fire?

Totes.
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RE: The Roof
March 29, 2022 at 5:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 29, 2022 at 5:35 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(March 27, 2022 at 11:16 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 27, 2022 at 9:16 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I actually had a burglar put a hole in the ceiling of my flat about 17 years ago like that, as he walked across the roof looking for an easy entrance to the second floor.

Woke up one morning with a hole that had to be patched. Curse the burglars and slumlords both.

I hope he got sepsis from the splinters.
Probably at least got his balls busted pretty badly, I'm hoping.  Hehe

Depends on whether or not he was straddling a 2x6.


On a related note:

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