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Topical Stand-Up Snippets
April 7, 2022 at 3:54 am
Found this absolute gem. If you have a favourite shortish stand up clip that references the absolute nightmare state of the world today, post it here.





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May 3, 2022 at 2:19 pm


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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May 3, 2022 at 2:23 pm
Have you ever noticed that people who are against abortion are people you wouldn' t want to fuck anyway?

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RE: Topical Stand-Up Snippets
May 5, 2022 at 1:41 am
Howard Stern could pass as a comedian.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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