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The pro *insert irrelevant genetic trait here* thread
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The pro *insert irrelevant genetic trait here* thread
April 21, 2022 at 3:21 am
Pride for those over 6 feet tall!! Goodness know we have a hard time of it due to player hating, but we soldier on!

Pride for those with freckles! Pride for those who are short sighted! Pride for those who...who...you get the idea  FSM Wink
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RE: The pro *insert irrelevant genetic trait here* thread
April 21, 2022 at 3:26 am
I can roll my tongue!

Take that you genetically inferior bastards!
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April 21, 2022 at 3:30 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2022 at 3:32 am by Duty.)
NM, bad example - ETA - pride for those with green eyes!
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April 21, 2022 at 5:33 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2022 at 5:41 am by Duty.)
Pro right handed people! No, left handed people! No, right! No, black looking! No, white looking! No, neither, both and all! No, none of the above - only individuals should carry pride as we're all different and fuck tribalism! YES - THAT'S THE ONE!
Ah, but Duty, I hear you say, what of nationalism in the context of war? Well, I admit to being something of a patriot - patriotic of our plethora of all sizes and shapes welcome in Blighty. And what of sports teams allegiance? I like watching England play and hope we (snigger) win, for the aforementioned pletharographic (oooh, new word!) reasons.
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RE: The pro *insert irrelevant genetic trait here* thread
April 21, 2022 at 6:16 am
I think I may have hit the irrelevant genetic trait lottery. 6'4", red haired, green-eyed, freckled, melanin deficient, tongue rollable.

There's another one, but I'm not sure if 'enormous penis' counts as irrelevant.

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April 21, 2022 at 6:19 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2022 at 7:03 am by Duty.)
Being an "enormous penis" is a learnt psychological trait (JOKING!)
OK fine, the adult lounge is not needed here I see - then let me speak of my penis and its dimensions and how it has positively/negatively impacted upon my experience of things....any minute now I'll start....wait for it....wait for it.....
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RE: The pro *insert irrelevant genetic trait here* thread
April 21, 2022 at 9:22 am
I love being ambidextrous.  I have an enlarged corpus collosum.  But no, I will not be wheel man in your circle jerk.
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April 21, 2022 at 10:15 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2022 at 10:20 am by brewer.)
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RE: The pro *insert irrelevant genetic trait here* thread
April 21, 2022 at 10:32 am
(April 21, 2022 at 10:15 am)brewer Wrote: [Image: 2hK4.gif]

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Love that movie, except for Inigo being a complete tool there at the end.

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RE: The pro *insert irrelevant genetic trait here* thread
April 21, 2022 at 3:04 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2022 at 3:58 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Yeah, because skin colour has never affected anything ever ...... Dodgy
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