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Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
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Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
"The universe is so big, huge. And say the one where we live with a hundred billion galaxies. Each galaxy with a hundred billion stars. Probably with many of these stars having planets. It could be possible that life could evolve as the way we know on Earth." ~ Father Gabriel Funes, Chief Vatican Astronomer

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"I will throw filth at you." ~ God (Nahum 3:6)

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RE: Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
I bet Herr Von Popenfuhrer would love to strap his ass to a stake.

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Out of interest, what is the point of this? 0.o Go post an introduction before i drench you with grape soda and drink you all up!!!11!! Tiger
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
science + religion = religion.

How do you figure that?

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RE: Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
(April 1, 2011 at 3:09 pm)ib.me.ub Wrote: science + religion = religion.

How do you figure that?

Science has a value of zero, religion has a value of 1. A moment of dumb logic later and your answer is religion, which is to say: stupid ^_^
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
lol. right.
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RE: Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
(April 1, 2011 at 3:09 pm)ib.me.ub Wrote: science + religion = religion.

How do you figure that?
The moment a physics teacher pulls out a Bible and starts teaching from it, it becomes a theology class.

"I'm going to spread excrement on your faces." ~ God (Malachi 2:3)
"I will throw filth at you." ~ God (Nahum 3:6)

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"I can sum it up in three words: evolution is a lie." ~ Jack Dyson
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(April 1, 2011 at 3:14 pm)ib.me.ub Wrote: lol. right.

I'm not kidding either... an engineer explained stuff to me today, and I struggled to find a practical use to cement the knowledge. I found one though, and thus shall forever remember what I was taught ^_^
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A wolf in sheeps clothing still isn't a sheep.
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RE: Vatican Admits: Life Evolved On Earth
(April 1, 2011 at 3:41 pm)ib.me.ub Wrote: A wolf in sheeps clothing still isn't a sheep.

But if it dresses like a prostitute: it is a prostitute!

Albeit, the ugly ones don't get paid on a similar level.
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