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(March 14, 2023 at 9:48 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ Now, THERE is something you won't find in my search history.  Tut Tut

Coward...you wouldn't believe some of the things in my search history, thanks to this place.

I must designate someone to destroy my laptop when I die.
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Fools! You keep search histories? Don't you know the quantum universe is random and time's arrow points in only one direction -- you'll never get back what you've lost!
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Hah! I clear my cache all the time! There are people in a woodworking forum that I am a member of that complain about seeing women's underwear ads there. They get educated about browser history at that point.  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Apparently, no one at Netflix speaks Spanish. "Chupa" is vulgar Spanish slang for "to suck off."

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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The Biden administration demands that TikTok be sold, or risk a nationwide ban

Quote:The Biden administration is demanding that Chinese-owned TikTok be sold, or the popular video app could face a ban in the U.S., according to a TikTok spokesperson.

Whether federal officials have given TikTok a deadline to find a buyer remains unclear. Regardless, it is a major escalation by White House officials who have grown increasingly concerned about the safety of Americans' data on the app used by more than 100 million Americans.

It is the first time the Biden administration has explicitly threatened to ban TikTok. President Trump attempted to put TikTok out of business, but the actions were halted by federal courts. The new demand from U.S. officials will almost certainly be met with a legal challenge from TikTok.

NPR
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Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum

The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France, on Saturday evening in the hope of having the 8in artillery shell removed from his anus.

His arrival sparked a bomb scare as hospital officials feared the antique explosive would detonate, French news organisation Var-Matin reported.

However, bomb disposal experts determined that there was little risk of the shell exploding inside the man.

Once it was dislodged from the man's rectum, doctors measured the shell at 8in long (20cm) and more than 2in wide (5cm).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...ectum.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(March 25, 2023 at 1:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum

The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France, on Saturday evening in the hope of having the 8in artillery shell removed from his anus.

His arrival sparked a bomb scare as hospital officials feared the antique explosive would detonate, French news organisation Var-Matin reported.

However, bomb disposal experts determined that there was little risk of the shell exploding inside the man.

Once it was dislodged from the man's rectum, doctors measured the shell at 8in long (20cm) and more than 2in wide (5cm).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...ectum.html

Because getting an artillery shall stuck up your arse is a daily occurence in France...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 25, 2023 at 5:34 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 25, 2023 at 1:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum

The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France, on Saturday evening in the hope of having the 8in artillery shell removed from his anus.

His arrival sparked a bomb scare as hospital officials feared the antique explosive would detonate, French news organisation Var-Matin reported.

However, bomb disposal experts determined that there was little risk of the shell exploding inside the man.

Once it was dislodged from the man's rectum, doctors measured the shell at 8in long (20cm) and more than 2in wide (5cm).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...ectum.html

Because getting an artillery shall stuck up your arse is a daily occurence in France...

^Everyone needs a hobby, I s’pose.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Spanish TV star Ana Obregón reveals surrogate baby is her late son's

Her son died of cancer at 27 and Ms Obregón sees the baby as her mission.

"This was Aless's final wish, to bring a child of his own into the world," she said, describing a conversation a week before her son died.

Before Aless Lequio's death in 2020 a sample of his sperm was frozen and stored in New York. The birth mother who carried the baby is reported to be a woman of Cuban origin living in Florida.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65186636
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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