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I am a simp.

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I am a simp.
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I am a simp.
September 24, 2022 at 12:21 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2022 at 2:10 pm by purplepurpose.)
I feel ashamed that I have fallen so low(edit:true story. A bit funny. But also sad).
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RE: I am a simp.
September 24, 2022 at 1:58 pm
Cool story, bro.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: I am a simp.
September 24, 2022 at 2:05 pm
Needs more dragon.
  
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RE: I am a simp.
September 24, 2022 at 5:50 pm
I'm like the opposite of a simp, I don't bother with women at all.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: I am a simp.
September 24, 2022 at 7:25 pm
(September 24, 2022 at 5:50 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I'm like the opposite of a simp, I don't bother with women at all.

Their idea?

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RE: I am a simp.
September 24, 2022 at 8:29 pm
(September 24, 2022 at 7:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 24, 2022 at 5:50 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I'm like the opposite of a simp, I don't bother with women at all.

Their idea?

Boru
It's more of my own decision. I've only slept with one female and it wasn't amazing. I disliked having to provide the action. Getting with guys is a lot more fun.
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RE: I am a simp.
September 25, 2022 at 12:10 am
So what did I miss here?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I am a simp.
September 25, 2022 at 7:20 am
(September 24, 2022 at 8:29 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(September 24, 2022 at 7:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Their idea?

Boru
It's more of my own decision. I've only slept with one female and it wasn't amazing. I disliked having to provide the action. Getting with guys is a lot more fun.

And it's her fault it wasn't amazing?
  
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RE: I am a simp.
September 25, 2022 at 8:37 am
(September 25, 2022 at 7:20 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 24, 2022 at 8:29 pm)Ahriman Wrote: It's more of my own decision. I've only slept with one female and it wasn't amazing. I disliked having to provide the action. Getting with guys is a lot more fun.

And it's her fault it wasn't amazing?
Not really her fault, it just naturally wasn't amazing because she's a female. I have a much better time with men.
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