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Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 7:05 pm
Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.


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RE: Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 7:34 pm
Iron chariot in 11th century BC would be something else….
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RE: Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 7:37 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 7:05 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.


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Here’s the Catholic answer, handed to me in Sunday school: God is omnipotent, but sometimes, for reasons known only to Him, He chooses to behave as if He isn’t.

(Free translation: I don’t know. Shut up and sit down, kid.)

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RE: Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 7:38 pm
The LORD could have provided His People with the necessary heat-seeking shoulder-launched missiles, and they could have done the job themselves.
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RE: Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 7:54 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2022 at 7:55 pm by brewer.)
In my youth that was the name of my penis. Panic

Now it's "Dysfunctional". (in several ways)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 7:54 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 7:38 pm)Jehanne Wrote: The LORD could have provided His People with the necessary heat-seeking shoulder-launched missiles, and they could have done the job themselves.

‘And the Hittites DID build fires of great heat and causeth the heat seekers to misseth their target and the LORD was wroth and sayeth, “Well, fucketh.” ‘

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RE: Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 7:57 pm
(November 25, 2022 at 7:34 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Iron chariot in 11th century BC would be something else….

My iron chariot is a 2017 'Stang.  God don't fuck with me.


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RE: Omnipotence
November 25, 2022 at 8:06 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2022 at 8:07 pm by brewer.)
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