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Poker
#1
Poker
Do you play?
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#2
RE: Poker
Yes. Five card draw, nothing wild. Stud poker is for lightweights who don't understand the game.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: Poker
Strip poker occasionally.

I always seem to lose.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#4
RE: Poker
(November 26, 2022 at 1:37 am)UniversesBoss Wrote: Do you play?

  • Strip poker: the more you lose, the more you have to show for it.
  • Gay poker: queens are wild & straights don't count!
  • God doesn't play dice with the universe! Its more like poker.
  • "A type two phaser beats four aces." - Worf 
  • Jihad Poker...lose a hand, lose a hand.
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#5
RE: Poker
(November 26, 2022 at 11:50 am)LinuxGal Wrote:
(November 26, 2022 at 1:37 am)UniversesBoss Wrote: Do you play?

  • Strip poker: the more you lose, the more you have to show for it.
  • Gay poker: queens are wild & straights don't count!
  • God doesn't play dice with the universe! Its more like poker.
  • "A type two phaser beats four aces." - Worf 
  • Jihad Poker...lose a hand, lose a hand.

The Terry Pratchett version of #3:

‘God does not play dice with the Universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody] to be involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.’

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#6
RE: Poker
(November 26, 2022 at 6:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Strip poker occasionally.

I always seem to lose.

You can’t lose at strip poker. Even if you lose at every hand, you wind up naked in front of people. In my book, that’s a goddam win.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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