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78 yo spammer on the phone.
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78 yo spammer on the phone.
This old gal calls me out of the blue and asks me if I can answer some questions on her "survey" about religion. I told her that I was an adult and didn't need imaginary friends.

Does this happen a lot?
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#2
RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
^I don’t ever recall getting a religiously-themed spam call. Pity - it sounds like an opportunity for some major fun.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

How many times you gonna be interned?
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

I just recently stopped paying on a whole life policy. I have excellent health insurance, and as for dying, my spawn can have what is left.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

How many times you gonna be interned?

Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
(May 21, 2023 at 9:24 am)brewer Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How many times you gonna be interned?

Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.

Did I sense a wish for a messy demise?

I'm your girl!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
(May 21, 2023 at 9:24 am)brewer Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How many times you gonna be interned?

Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.

Did I sense a wish for a messy demise?

I'm your girl!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
(May 21, 2023 at 9:40 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 21, 2023 at 9:24 am)brewer Wrote: Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.

Did I sense a wish for a messy demise?

I'm your girl!

Not wish, but not unanticipated either.

You'll need to fly in at your own expense and bring any essential recording equiptment. I should have enough dismembering tools for your satisfaction so, ya know, ....

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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

How many times you gonna be interned?

I think the word you're looking for is "interred".

The last time I was "interned" was my senior year at uni.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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