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78 yo spammer on the phone.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 20, 2023 at 8:58 pm
This old gal calls me out of the blue and asks me if I can answer some questions on her "survey" about religion. I told her that I was an adult and didn't need imaginary friends.

Does this happen a lot?
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 20, 2023 at 9:01 pm (This post was last modified: May 20, 2023 at 9:02 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
^I don’t ever recall getting a religiously-themed spam call. Pity - it sounds like an opportunity for some major fun.

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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm
It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

How many times you gonna be interned?
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 20, 2023 at 10:50 pm
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

I just recently stopped paying on a whole life policy. I have excellent health insurance, and as for dying, my spawn can have what is left.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 21, 2023 at 9:24 am
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

How many times you gonna be interned?

Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 21, 2023 at 9:40 am
(May 21, 2023 at 9:24 am)brewer Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How many times you gonna be interned?

Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.

Did I sense a wish for a messy demise?

I'm your girl!

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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 21, 2023 at 9:40 am
(May 21, 2023 at 9:24 am)brewer Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How many times you gonna be interned?

Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.

Did I sense a wish for a messy demise?

I'm your girl!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 21, 2023 at 11:01 am
(May 21, 2023 at 9:40 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 21, 2023 at 9:24 am)brewer Wrote: Not times,.............. places. I expect to be drawn and quartered.

Did I sense a wish for a messy demise?

I'm your girl!

Not wish, but not unanticipated either.

You'll need to fly in at your own expense and bring any essential recording equiptment. I should have enough dismembering tools for your satisfaction so, ya know, ....

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RE: 78 yo spammer on the phone.
May 22, 2023 at 4:30 pm
(May 20, 2023 at 10:13 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 20, 2023 at 9:03 pm)brewer Wrote: It was probably a false lead for whole life insurance and/or death planning.

They're tricksey that way. I have 4 policies.

How many times you gonna be interned?

I think the word you're looking for is "interred".

The last time I was "interned" was my senior year at uni.
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