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Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
The Valkyrie Offline
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Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 19, 2023 at 8:49 pm
So, some of the hostages I've been keeping for a rainy day have escaped.

The relevant guard has been dealt with (severely).

I have spare hostages from the University of Canterbury. So, should I pursue these hostages from Victoria University?

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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 19, 2023 at 8:52 pm
(October 19, 2023 at 8:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, some of the hostages I've been keeping for a rainy day have escaped.

The relevant guard has been dealt with (severely).

I have spare hostages from the University of Canterbury.  So, should I pursue these hostages from Victoria University?

As long as you don't come here to North Texas looking for hostages, I say go for it.
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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 19, 2023 at 9:52 pm
Can't you just pop in at Hagley College? Probably not worth as much for ransome purposes, but then they won't be looked for as soon either.
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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 19, 2023 at 10:03 pm
(October 19, 2023 at 9:52 pm)brewer Wrote: Can't you just pop in at Hagley College? Probably not worth as much for ransome purposes, but then they won't be looked for as soon either.

Nah.

Jusy gonna nuke Chch.

There's someone there I truly loathe...

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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 20, 2023 at 5:12 pm
(October 19, 2023 at 8:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, some of the hostages I've been keeping for a rainy day have escaped.

The relevant guard has been dealt with (severely).

I have spare hostages from the University of Canterbury.  So, should I pursue these hostages from Victoria University?

I hear that Hamas has a couple spares...

What?!?  Too soon?
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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 20, 2023 at 5:22 pm
(October 19, 2023 at 10:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 19, 2023 at 9:52 pm)brewer Wrote: Can't you just pop in at Hagley College? Probably not worth as much for ransome purposes, but then they won't be looked for as soon either.

Nah.

Jusy gonna nuke Chch.

There's someone there I truly loathe...

Serious question:

I'm gonna visit Australia in Feb of '25.  It's a cruise that spends the bulk of its time around NZ, but starts in Sydney, then Melbourne, then across the straits to NZ.

We'll probably spend 5-7 days out and about from Sydney.

Is there anything relatively nearby that I absolutely should not miss (besides the typical tourist things)?

Quirky and/or unusual is a plus.


Is Uluru and Alice Springs worth a flight over?

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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 20, 2023 at 5:25 pm (This post was last modified: October 20, 2023 at 5:28 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 20, 2023 at 5:22 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 19, 2023 at 10:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nah.

Jusy gonna nuke Chch.

There's someone there I truly loathe...

Serious question:

I'm gonna visit Australia in Feb of '25.  It's a cruise that spends the bulk of its time around NZ, but starts in Sydney, then Melbourne, then across the straits to NZ.

We'll probably spend 5-7 days out and about from Sydney.

Is there anything relatively nearby that I absolutely should not miss (besides the typical tourist things)?

Quirky and/or unusual is a plus.


Is Uluru and Alice Springs worth a flight over?

TIA

That’s the first time I’ve heard the Tasman Sea called ‘straits’.

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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 20, 2023 at 5:30 pm
Out of the loop on this one.
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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 20, 2023 at 5:49 pm
i would just nuke the planet from orbit to make sure the escaped hostages don’t get it into their heads that they are worth more alive than dead.
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RE: Should I pursue the Escaped Hostages?
October 20, 2023 at 7:33 pm
Only if they are episcopal hostages.
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