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The Hysterical Jesus
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The Hysterical Jesus
-Killed a bunch of pigs who had done nothing to him.

-Went round breaking up families out of ego.

-Threatened to chop people into little bits.

-Busted up a bank.

-Told off his poor old mum.

-Cursed a fig tree for the unpardonable sin of not bearing fruit out of season.

That lad could have used some anger management therapy.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Hysterical Jesus
I hate when I can't find a proper image with a code for viewing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/co...sus_karen/
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: The Hysterical Jesus
Not to mention the financial loss to the swineherd...you can't just throw demons around willy-nilly without consequences!
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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