That J.D. Vance Thread

[arewethereyet]

Trumpty Dumpty and Hillbilly Effigy...what a ticket!

With Wormbrain tagging along for good measure.

smh

[Thumpalumpacus]

Trumpty Dumpty and Hillbilly Effigy...what a ticket!

With Wormbrain tagging along for good measure.

smh

Cream of the crop, Republican style. Two misogynists, one an overt racist, one disguised. Dog-whistles and birdsong and subtle meows for the catwomen, oh my!

[Fireball]

Well, we have the circus. Will those dickheads be able to provide us bread, if they win?

[Thumpalumpacus]

Well, we have the circus. Will those dickheads be able to provide us bread, if they win?

I'm told that wheat and rye will be outlawed outright, and baguettes will be banned as potential sex-toys. Naan and pitas will be banned for being imports, and hot biscuits will be inspected for gender before being served.

[Jackalope]

I’m not convinced that kicking a fascist qualifies as abusive.

Boru

More in line with the oath I took to defend the constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Trump and Vance are both domestic enemies of that document, and of the country in general

I took the same oath and you're goddamned right.

[Fireball]

Well, we have the circus. Will those dickheads be able to provide us bread, if they win?

I'm told that wheat and rye will be outlawed outright, and baguettes will be banned as potential sex-toys. Naan and pitas will be banned for being imports, and hot biscuits will be inspected for gender before being served.

"You ain't seen nothin' 'til you've been down on a muffin, then you'll sure to changin' your ways". Hey! What's this sauce on this here muffin made of!? 

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm told that wheat and rye will be outlawed outright, and baguettes will be banned as potential sex-toys. Naan and pitas will be banned for being imports, and hot biscuits will be inspected for gender before being served.

"You ain't seen nothin' 'til you've been down on a muffin, then you'll sure to changin' your ways". Hey! What's this sauce on this here muffin made of!? 

I'm pretty sure the Bible doesn't forbid muffin-diving, and if it does, well, who cares?

[arewethereyet]

JD Vance takes 'Worst VP pick EVER!' crown from Sarah Palin, and gets less likable every day (msn.com)

That’s it, folks, I’m calling it: Let it be known, in September of the year 2024, that JD Vance ‒ aka “The Bearded Weird” ‒ is officially the worst vice presidential candidate pick in all of U.S. history.

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, please turn in your crown. Vance will accept it while saying something unfunny that makes normal people feel uncomfortable. It's kind of his thing.

[Fake Messiah]

JD Vance now says Haitian immigrants are spreading HIV after bizarre pet-eating claim flops

Vance escalated his claims by linking the supposed arrival of Haitian immigrants to a rise in infectious diseases in Springfield, including HIV and tuberculosis. “Communicable diseases like HIV and TB have skyrocketed in this small Ohio town. This is what Kamala Harris’ border policies have done,” he said, without offering evidence to support his claims.

Vance’s claims that Haitian immigrants are responsible for a rise in HIV reinforce these historical stigmas, stoking xenophobia and racial fear. Public health experts have widely discredited the idea that immigrants are driving HIV transmission.

https://www.advocate.com/election/jd-van...hiv-stigma

[arewethereyet]