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The Life of Joan of Arc...
October 4, 2024 at 11:25 pm
Paraphrased by me.
Fake French Accent...
"Ah, ze voices in my 'ead are talking to me again!"
"I will lead your armies against the English, my king!"
"You see, with ze 'elp of God, I 'ave won zis battle!:
"Oh no, I 'ave lost a battle."
"Now, I 'ave been captured. But I believe God will rescue me. For I am 'Is chosen!"
"Sacre-bleu! My tits are on fire!"
The End.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: The Life of Joan of Arc...
October 5, 2024 at 1:17 am
French: Oh no, we've been surrendering and throwing croissants at the enemy for a hundred years but it doesn't work. What should we now do?
Joan of Arc: I know. I've heard a voice telling me that we should use these shiny sticks to poke the enemy.
French: that's strange but ok, let's try it.
Joan of Arc: you see the enemy is fleeing. Whoopy!
French: but look at all the red stuff coming out. This is so sad and violent. Let's burn her and outlaw ketchup.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Life of Joan of Arc...
October 5, 2024 at 10:42 am
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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