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Osama bin-laden left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins.
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Osama bin-laden left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins.
http://newsthump.com/2011/05/02/osama-bi...f-virgins/
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Recently deceased former Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is said to be furious about the quality of virgins he has been given in the afterlife, also insisting that his new home is a little on the hot side.

Upon arrival at what he thought was Heaven, Bin Laden was shown to a small shed on the shores of a lake of fire which will be his home for eternity.

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Nominated at Ratz. :tup:
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'Small shed on the shores of a lake of fire'? Sounds like an upgrade from 'dark smelly cave in middle-of-nowhere Pakistan'.

Lucky bastard.
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Yeah..he got virgin piglets instead of humans.
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Much to Osama's dismay, the virgins he received in paradise were not at all what he was expecting.
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Or, better yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwtDrRWHgr0
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