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Osama bin-laden left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins.

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Osama bin-laden left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins.
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Osama bin-laden left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins.
May 2, 2011 at 5:36 am
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Recently deceased former Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is said to be furious about the quality of virgins he has been given in the afterlife, also insisting that his new home is a little on the hot side.

Upon arrival at what he thought was Heaven, Bin Laden was shown to a small shed on the shores of a lake of fire which will be his home for eternity.

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RE: Osama bin-laden left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins.
May 2, 2011 at 6:59 am
Nominated at Ratz. :tup:
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May 2, 2011 at 7:30 am
'Small shed on the shores of a lake of fire'? Sounds like an upgrade from 'dark smelly cave in middle-of-nowhere Pakistan'.

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May 2, 2011 at 7:55 am
Yeah..he got virgin piglets instead of humans.
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RE: Osama bin-laden left hugely disappointed by quality of virgins.
May 2, 2011 at 10:05 am
Much to Osama's dismay, the virgins he received in paradise were not at all what he was expecting.
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May 2, 2011 at 10:08 am
Or, better yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwtDrRWHgr0
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