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Jesus was...
#11
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(May 16, 2011 at 11:49 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Humor is the work of the Devil!

well then the devil's hilarious.

Not a big surprise though. The devil always has the best shit! Big Grin
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#12
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The devil invented the blues and rock and rolololololololol. I can only hope I get to go to hell when I die if that's where good music came from.
"If an injury must be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared" - Niccolo Macchiavelli
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#13
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Better than listening to all that crappy gospel and *puke* Christian rock.

"You're not making Christianity better, you're making rock worse!" - Hank Hill
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#14
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ooooh oooh ohh! I've got a good one!


Jesus was an asshole.
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#15
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I don't know about that.. But his followers sure made him one Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#16
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(May 18, 2011 at 11:12 am)Napoleon666 Wrote: Jesus was an asshole.

Because he was always spewing shit?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#17
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(May 18, 2011 at 6:51 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(May 18, 2011 at 11:12 am)Napoleon666 Wrote: Jesus was an asshole.

Because he was always spewing shit?

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#18
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Jesus was gay:

He never got married or had a girlfriend.
He lived with 12 other guys who apparently never got married or had girlfriends.
He loved Peter.
He turned water into mai tais (OK I just made that one up).
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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