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God wants you to wear a hat

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God wants you to wear a hat
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God wants you to wear a hat
May 30, 2011 at 4:45 am
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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
May 31, 2011 at 7:24 pm
I just posted that!
Don’t ask.

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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
May 31, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Sometimes, yes....sometimes, no.



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#4
RE: God wants you to wear a hat
June 2, 2011 at 6:56 pm
[Image: hat-lamb-of-god-all-over.jpg]
The Real God Hat. Cool Shades
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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
June 2, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Bah... none of those are hats. Find me a beaver and I'll make you a hat -_-

And don't twist that sexually!

[Image: beaver.jpg]

This thing is a beaver. Nothing else is a beaver. Just these things. Find me a beaver, and I will make you a proper hat.

[Image: beaver-animal-hatXL.jpg]
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
June 13, 2011 at 5:23 am
Ok I will..
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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
June 13, 2011 at 5:45 am
I usually steal my hats, god will be all right with that won't he?

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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
June 13, 2011 at 9:39 am
Stealing hats in the name of god is fine. Otherwise no, it's not fine at all.
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.

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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
June 13, 2011 at 9:52 am
(June 13, 2011 at 5:45 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I usually steal my hats, god will be all right with that won't he?

As long as you repent you can get away with murder.
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RE: God wants you to wear a hat
June 13, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Old joke:

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way....

So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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