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943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress

Poll: Don't you just hate Kangaroos?
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Like, duh! Bloody aussie mammals all need to die in a fire. Which isn't all that different from that hellhole anyway.
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A little, what do those redskins think they're doing holding their babies in pouches? That's just asking for pickpockets to steal and eat their babies!
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No... and I have no idea what to say to this blast of racism and insult and possible suggestion that Sae owns me.
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943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
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943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 5:41 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2011 at 5:47 am by Violet.)
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RE: 943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 5:57 am
Hating Kangaroos is not racism, its speciesism.

Meh, I don't mind them.
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RE: 943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 6:00 am
(May 30, 2011 at 5:57 am)Welsh cake Wrote: Hating Kangaroos is not racism, its speciesism.

Meh, I don't mind them.

Species, race, frogs.... who can really tell the difference in the end?

I'll tell you who:

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May 30, 2011 at 8:15 am
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RE: 943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 10:44 am
Kangaroos are marsupials not mammals child...I didn't raise you to be a galactic Empress to get something that fundamentally wrong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo
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RE: 943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Quote:11: The whole number between 11 and 13 no longer exists. Your calendars have been updated with this change. As have your bank accounts, and all instances of this have been rounded down to 11, with the remainder sent off to the government (that is to say... me), where it belongs.

12: The Galactic Empress will lie to you. Perhaps she is a lie, perhaps this book of law is a lie, and perhaps she's just fucking with you. And your children, who are alarmingly better than your mother in bed.

Sorry to reign on your parade Aerzia, but if the whole number between 11 and 13 does not exist how come you have used it here? Tongue

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RE: 943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 2:00 pm
(May 30, 2011 at 10:44 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Kangaroos are marsupials not mammals child...I didn't raise you to be a galactic Empress to get something that fundamentally wrong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo

Kangaroos are so mammals as are all marsupials!! http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/mammal/mars...upial.html

You'll be telling me that dolphins are fish next Panic
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May 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm
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RE: 943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 2:40 pm
(May 30, 2011 at 10:44 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Kangaroos are marsupials not mammals child...I didn't raise you to be a galactic Empress to get something that fundamentally wrong http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo

I'm with Jack here, mom ^_^

Nappoleon666 Wrote:Sorry to reign on your parade Aerzia, but if the whole number between 11 and 13 does not exist how come you have used it here?

To demonstrate the reality that the Galactic Empress may lie to you, and is probably just being silly Tongue

Darwinian Wrote:You'll be telling me that dolphins are fish next

... Dolphins aren't fish...? Shock

Rayaan Wrote:To me, your post was full of incomprehensible crap.

Thats alright... I understand how a arab man might not be able to read it Wink

Rayaan Wrote:So there's no need to take such an extra precaution to protect this from the UV radiation from the sun unlike for Arab women, Chinese women, or anyone else!

We all know the real reason that they hide their women is that they are just jealous of their bodies... all arabs and chinese are either girls or wish they had been born girls. Smile
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RE: 943462 decrees of a Galactic Empress
May 30, 2011 at 3:07 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2011 at 10:57 pm by Rayaan.)
(May 30, 2011 at 2:40 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Thats alright... I understand how a arab man might not be able to read it Wink

I read it. Me not an arab man, though. Smile

Edit - Now that I know who is this "Galactic Empress," it seems that her post was not an incomprehinsible crap, afterall. Smile
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