Blue brick.

[Rhizomorph13]

So, one day a blue brick was walking along and he met up with a red brick.

The red brick challenged the blue brick to a jumping contest saying, "I bet I could jump higher than you, blue brick!"

To wit the blue brick replied, "I don't know; I can jump awfully high!"

So, the red brick jumps about 3 feet in the air which, as we all know, it pretty high for a brick to jump.

The blue brick says, "Wow! that was pretty high but I can do better."

The blue brick jumps 10 feet in the air!

"Wow!" says the red brick, "I can't believe how high you can jump! I'll obviously have to give it all I got to beat you!"

The red brick then crouches down and jumps furiously up into the air to its max height of 11.5 feet!

"That was incredible!" says the blue brick, "but I wasn't even trying!"

Just then the blue brick crouches down and jumps so high so fast that the red brick loses sight of him, and...


HE DOESN'T COME DOWN! LOL ROFLMAO!


get it?

[Darth]

dammit, a brick joke. only gottit once you asked if I had =P

[JohnDG]

Lol for the idea, but not so much for the joke itself

[Rhizomorph13]

What?! you don't like the joke? Obviously it is just too sopisticated for you to understand! "HE DOESN'T COME DOWN!" Funniest punchline since my coonskin rubber.

[Violet]

I loved it!

[colubridae]

What?! you don't like the joke? Obviously it is just too sopisticated for you to understand! "HE DOESN'T COME DOWN!" Funniest punchline since my coonskin rubber.

sopisticated... Now that is funny.

[Rhizomorph13]

My spelling is much better in this joke:

http://atheistforums.org/thread-7297.html

[Darwinian]

Oh.. It's a bit like this one...

"How does an Elephant hide himself in the jungle?"

He paints his testicles red, climbs up a tree and pretends they are cherries.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

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A Giraffe eating cherries.

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