So... it's warm 0.0

[Shell B]

I had to answer #2 because masturbation is always the funnest answer.

[8BitAtheist]

dunno why but I thought of The Beer by Kimya Dawson upon reading this...

"the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall
i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
i ate every single one without noticing the mold
you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll
even though i'd never ever been in a band
i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared
of burning in hell well i was already there
and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out
i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth
evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
first i cried for him and then i cried for me
haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be
but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand
and the silver pink pony kisses me and says
you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy"

[Tiberius]

Interesting about your brother. Just adds to the evidence that "sexuality" is based in our genes. Some doctor would probably pay you for a study

[Shell B]

Interesting about your brother. Just adds to the evidence that "sexuality" is based in our genes. Some doctor would probably pay you for a study

I agree. One of my exes was the only straight one out of three kids. Two of my mother's siblings are gay. Interestingly, one is male, the other female in both cases. I wonder if it is the same set of genes that controls lesbianism and homosexuality.

[Violet]

Interesting about your brother. Just adds to the evidence that "sexuality" is based in our genes. Some doctor would probably pay you for a study

If you say so... but I really had no idea 0.0

Still waiting for my niece to come out as lesbian.

And I'm still in shock. It's a happy shock, but it's a shock. I just watched Mortal Kombat for the first time. I liked it. I am still in shock.

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I agree. One of my exes was the only straight one out of three kids. Two of my mother's siblings are gay. Interestingly, one is male, the other female in both cases. I wonder if it is the same set of genes that controls lesbianism and homosexuality.

* Violet wonders if shelly be trolling her own forum

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I had to answer #2 because masturbation is always the funnest answer.

You're not the only one, apparently

Dammit syna, that's the second time :S Please make it online next time?

Yes... when I go to cali I am so getting laid by a supermod.

[8BitAtheist]

better be careful, the world might end before you get to cali.

[Violet]

better be careful, the world might end before you get to cali.

More like Cali might break off from the rest of the united states and go hang with alaska and hawaii.

[8BitAtheist]

better be careful, the world might end before you get to cali.

More like Cali might break off from the rest of the united states and go hang with alaska and hawaii.

thus, the world ending.

[Violet]

No... you really are uneducated with internet culture, yes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c21qNyeb0kY

[Dotard]

What part of my Texas state are you visiting o' ugly one?