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Gingers have souls

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Gingers have souls
Napoléon Offline
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Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Had to post this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 2:47 pm
The child lies. Gingers most emphatically do not have souls, I'd have seen one floating around my house by now.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 2:52 pm
South Park made some responses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Owf9U19Nc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_7Z8p0tNzs

Gotta love those guys.
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Yes I was going to post them, now you've ruined it!
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 3:03 pm
I had sex with a ginger it was good.

"...the illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world."
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 3:09 pm
That's because redheads are into the kinky sex.

[Image: article-1291263-0A42C9C6000005DC-86_306x423.jpg]

And orangehaired people are into the slightly less kinky, but still kinky sex.

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...

[Image: orangutan-jungle-forest.jpg]
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Mmm orangutang... so much sweetness. All the orange hair I could ever want!

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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 3:15 pm (This post was last modified: September 1, 2011 at 3:17 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
[Image: oranghug1.jpg]

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(notice the psuedo-pecker mimic, classy monkey)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 3:37 pm
(September 1, 2011 at 2:54 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Yes I was going to post them, now you've ruined it!

Tough titty. Tongue
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RE: Gingers have souls
September 1, 2011 at 5:11 pm
(September 1, 2011 at 3:37 pm)Shell B Wrote: Tough titty. Tongue

Slut.

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