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RE: Conservapedia - Question for atheist/evolutionists
October 13, 2011 at 4:06 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 12:09 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: (October 13, 2011 at 11:58 am)5thHorseman Wrote: How long has conservatism been synonymous with religion?
Ever since royalty found religion to be a good excuse for total supremecy of their family lineage.
"In all ages hypocrites, called priests, have put crowns on the heads of thieves, called kings."
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Quoted for truth.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Conservapedia - Question for atheist/evolutionists
October 13, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Well, this is obviously the work of Jesus Pimpin' Christ.
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RE: Conservapedia - Question for atheist/evolutionists
October 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm
(October 13, 2011 at 2:08 pm)Phaedra Wrote: Explain the vomitrociously hideous blob fish:
![[Image: blobfish_1565953c.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F01565%2Fblobfish_1565953c.jpg)
Your move, conservapedia.
Why everyone knows that that is also called the Lucifish, or Devil o' the Deep. That fish serves to show us where but for the grace of the everluvinlordamighty go we.
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RE: Conservapedia - Question for atheist/evolutionists
October 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Satanist!
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RE: Conservapedia - Question for atheist/evolutionists
October 13, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Asatanist!
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RE: Conservapedia - Question for atheist/evolutionists
October 13, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Isn't it that when winter approaches temperature goes down and the tree spends more of its energy not delivering chlorophyll to the leaves because they will fall off soon. So the other pigments in the leaves take over. Also less and less sun as winter approaches so no need for as much chlorophyll(greenness) for photosynthesis.
Basically the leaf kills itself because new ones will come again in the spring and it would rather spend more energy on the foundations of the tree and not the sun absorbing leafs.
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RE: Conservapedia - Question for atheist/evolutionists
October 13, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Chlorophyllic HERETIC!!!!
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- It's shit like this that make me lose all hope and faith in my fellow humans.
