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Paradoxes
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Paradoxes
God is the creator of everything...

There are a lot of things God did not create. Himself is one for example.

Just a thought. Thinking
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#2
RE: Paradoxes
I assume this thread is just for paradoxes in general?

Ok... If you butter a piece of toast and tape it to a cats back, butter side up and then drop the cat... The cat has to land on its feet... But the buttered toast has to land butter-side down. Mind blowing Tongue
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#3
RE: Paradoxes
Sure. Go ahead. Smile

Hmm... that cat may have had a really bad case of scoliosis.
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RE: Paradoxes
(October 24, 2011 at 10:34 am)frankiej Wrote: Ok... If you butter a piece of toast and tape it to a cats back, butter side up and then drop the cat... The cat has to land on its feet... But the buttered toast has to land butter-side down. Mind blowing Tongue

I'm not sure thats really a paradox, but it did make me chuckle and I needed that this morning.
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#5
RE: Paradoxes
Does the set of all sets that don't contain themselves contain itself?
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RE: Paradoxes
http://listverse.com/2010/05/28/11-brain...paradoxes/
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RE: Paradoxes
(October 24, 2011 at 10:34 am)frankiej Wrote: I assume this thread is just for paradoxes in general?

Ok... If you butter a piece of toast and tape it to a cats back, butter side up and then drop the cat... The cat has to land on its feet... But the buttered toast has to land butter-side down. Mind blowing Tongue

Not a paradox. That's perpetual motion, baby. You'll be rich!

P.S. It doesn't always land butter side down. The chance of it doing so is proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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RE: Paradoxes

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