Get to Know Your Staff: theVoid

[Shell B]

Our handsome and intelligent theVoid is very much engaged in real life activities as of late, so he asked me to make sure his answers are here. If you don't like them, remember, I'm just the messenger and this is not Sparta.

#1 - If I cant prove a negative, then why does 0-1= -1?

Anyone who says you can't prove a negative is a fool

#2 - What if "C-A-T" really meant "Dog"?

We'd be wise to chose a new label for a certain type of mammal... Could get confusing.

#3 - Why is it called "tossing your cookies" when you have no cookies and you arent tossing anything?

Tossing your cookies? New to me.

#4 - "Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50." You are really good with Capitalism. Please Explain what Jill did to earn that money.

I don't know, but it's hard to make money going up a hill, hat off to her.

#5 - If marijuanna was made legal, would you smoke more or less?

I don't think it would change, I smoke what I feel like and rarely have problems getting it, having choices about what bud to buy sounds nice though.

#6 - If prostitution was legal, how much would you charge Epimethean for your services?

Prostitution is legal here, so get Epimethean on a flight

#7 - Would Epimethean receive an "Atheist forums" Membership discount for such services?

Nope, cash only.

#8 - What color is the sky in your world?

Depends on the weather.

#9 - Do you consider anti-capitalism to be anti-freedom?

Pretty much. If anyone is telling other people what, where, when and how they can trade with each other or who they can work for there is necessarily less freedom than in an otherwise equivalent setting where these particular restrictions don't apply.

#10 - If beer was a woman, would you make sweet love to her like I would?

Depends if she's a lager or not

[Cinjin]

THIS ... IS ... SPAARRTAAA!!

[Rayaan]

Good answers Shell ... err, no, I mean theVOID!

[Angrboda]

My browser crashed and I'm drunk off my ass, so this won't be as pretty the second time round. But, tl;dr - theVOID needs no explandums, he is welcome to shower my black with his awesome any day. The hell if I remember what it was I said on try one. But theVOId is one of those, makes you remember all your idealistic notions of what the forums can be, and he makes them real again, and possible, again. He is a light that blinds the darkness with its power, and makes my cynicism turn inward on itself, and make me reconsider returning here, again, and again, despite my dark turnings otherwise. VOID, you are special. Don't ever let anyone convince you otherwise.