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De-Motivational
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#281
RE: De-Motivational
November 22, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Saw this and thought of Gilgamesh, enjoy bro.
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RE: De-Motivational
November 22, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Holy fuck...are the Faith Tones butt ugly or what?

No wonder they want to blow jesus.....no one else will look at them.
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RE: De-Motivational
November 22, 2012 at 6:00 pm
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: De-Motivational
November 22, 2012 at 6:11 pm (This post was last modified: November 22, 2012 at 7:19 pm by Cyberman.)
I know of someone who had almost exactly that happen to them. He was an extremely fundy creationist who posted over at the now-extinct Connecticut Valley Atheists Forum (CVA). As time and discussions went on, his faith gradually evaporated until he cast off the shackles and 'crossed the floor' as a fellow atheist (incidentally, he's doing very well). Anyway, he dithered for a long time about coming out to his family, but eventually "screwed his courage to the sticking place" and opened up to his parents. To his astonishment, his mum's reaction to the revelation that her son is now an atheist was something like "Is that all? I thought you were going to tell us you're gay like your brother."

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
November 25, 2012 at 10:37 am
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Big Grin

translation:

Bridge into eternity closed due to deterioration.
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RE: De-Motivational
November 25, 2012 at 10:46 am (This post was last modified: November 25, 2012 at 10:56 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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#287
RE: De-Motivational
November 25, 2012 at 11:05 am
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RE: De-Motivational
November 25, 2012 at 4:12 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
November 25, 2012 at 11:57 pm
Discovery of previously-unknown deleted scene explains major plot hole in famous biblical story:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
December 1, 2012 at 1:21 am
here's a handy one on these forums ...


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