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De-Motivational
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#621
RE: De-Motivational
October 29, 2013 at 3:54 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2013 at 4:10 pm by Cinjin.)
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RE: De-Motivational
October 29, 2013 at 8:13 pm
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RE: De-Motivational
October 30, 2013 at 1:48 am
I'm just going to leave this here for you to ponder
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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: De-Motivational
October 30, 2013 at 8:46 pm
I'm going to jump off a cliff and make an assumption that's supposed to be the biblical 'Daniel' in that picture.

If that's the case, I love how he's wearing socks and construction boots....

Just about fits with all the other inconsistencies of Christianity.
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RE: De-Motivational
October 31, 2013 at 10:10 am
(October 30, 2013 at 8:46 pm)Owlix Wrote: I'm going to jump off a cliff and make an assumption that's supposed to be the biblical 'Daniel' in that picture.

If that's the case, I love how he's wearing socks and construction boots....

The weird thing is that he appears to be otherwise totally naked. I'm wondering if this picture was from the artist who did all those other pictures used in the "fuck off Jesus" meme. It was probably either in his private collection not meant to be publicly shared, or else he just let it be shared with the homoerotic subtext.
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RE: De-Motivational
October 31, 2013 at 11:07 am
(October 30, 2013 at 8:46 pm)Owlix Wrote: I'm going to jump off a cliff and make an assumption that's supposed to be the biblical 'Daniel' in that picture.

Actually, he's just a particularly drunk circus performer. Tongue

Anyway!

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RE: De-Motivational
October 31, 2013 at 6:03 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2013 at 6:06 pm by Cyberman.)
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Happy Dec 25 to our resident mathematicians...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
October 31, 2013 at 6:45 pm
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: De-Motivational
October 31, 2013 at 6:49 pm
He's Baaaack.

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And he's gonna open-up a shit-ton of whoop-ass!
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RE: De-Motivational
November 1, 2013 at 6:35 am
(October 31, 2013 at 6:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote: [Image: 1012707_10101875875472413_1723917223_n.jpg]

Happy Dec 25 to our resident mathematicians...


o.9

I used to do math, but I lost my calculator.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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