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RE: De-Motivational
March 28, 2014 at 12:22 pm
They forget Non-existent, but I degress.
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: De-Motivational
March 29, 2014 at 10:52 am
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(March 29, 2014 at 9:18 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Welcome to the land 'Down Under' (yes some of us have no idea of spelling or grammar)
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: De-Motivational
March 30, 2014 at 3:48 pm
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: De-Motivational
April 10, 2014 at 6:14 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
April 11, 2014 at 12:44 pm
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: De-Motivational
April 11, 2014 at 12:58 pm
(April 11, 2014 at 12:44 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:
When I heard that joke it was an American Aircraft carrier and a Canadian lighthouse
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: De-Motivational
April 11, 2014 at 2:19 pm
A big clue, I think, is that there is no aircraft carrier called HMS Britannia, though we do have a Royal Yacht of that name; and no vessel whatsoever named Britiannia. Good joke, though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'