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De-Motivational
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#831
RE: De-Motivational
April 16, 2014 at 12:04 am
Snopes traced the aircraft carrier joke back to a 1931 Canadian cartoon.
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RE: De-Motivational
April 25, 2014 at 4:00 pm


I thought this one could use a repost.

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#833
RE: De-Motivational
April 25, 2014 at 4:13 pm
Richard Dawkins's FB page cover .

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RE: De-Motivational
April 29, 2014 at 10:21 pm
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: De-Motivational
April 29, 2014 at 10:24 pm
... leading to heavy, persistent showers of banhammer throughout the day.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
April 30, 2014 at 7:31 am
Has everyone seen this? Awesome!

http://vimeo.com/60055713
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: De-Motivational
April 30, 2014 at 9:06 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2014 at 9:15 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Oh dear...it's gone viral. Not to leave any other nationality out.... for your viewing pleasure. (turn the sound off if the song is annoying for you)
http://youtu.be/asvzlzVLjyM

http://youtu.be/BxrInkXQtSc

http://youtu.be/RvnD4rtBKY8

Undecided oh dear.

And for the fellas...the original from the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders.
http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s
http://youtu.be/uM7nlIsBLoc
http://youtu.be/YPIA7mpm1wU
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#838
RE: De-Motivational
May 12, 2014 at 5:59 pm
"Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings..."

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This one's almost too close and painful to be funny:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: De-Motivational
May 12, 2014 at 6:28 pm
(April 30, 2014 at 7:31 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Has everyone seen this? Awesome!

http://vimeo.com/60055713

2:16-2:19
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Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: De-Motivational
May 13, 2014 at 4:09 am
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