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Do you worship a masturbating hippo?

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Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
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Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 3:52 pm




Take a look at this video. Worship
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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm
Spot on, and very cool to get that while riding!
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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Given the general nasty disposition of hippos at the best of times a masturbating hippo would be far more dangerous than the imaginary gods of the theists.
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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm
(November 20, 2011 at 4:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Given the general nasty disposition of hippos at the best of times a masturbating hippo would be far more dangerous than the imaginary gods of the theists.

How would a hippo grab its todger?



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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 6:13 pm
I could listen to English people talk all day long, but watching that drive down the wrong side of the road nearly drove me mad.
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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 6:22 pm
(November 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(November 20, 2011 at 4:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Given the general nasty disposition of hippos at the best of times a masturbating hippo would be far more dangerous than the imaginary gods of the theists.

How would a hippo grab its todger?


Any way he wants?

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Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 7:37 pm
(November 20, 2011 at 6:13 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I could listen to English people talk all day long, but watching that drive down the wrong side of the road nearly drove me mad.

No, no,no, it's you lot that drive on the wrong side Wink
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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 8:36 pm
I LOVE watching motovideos of people in the UK.

Was that a ZZR 1200, Zen?

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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 8:41 pm
(November 20, 2011 at 7:37 pm)Zen Badger Wrote:
(November 20, 2011 at 6:13 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I could listen to English people talk all day long, but watching that drive down the wrong side of the road nearly drove me mad.

No, no,no, it's you lot that drive on the wrong side Wink

We literally drive on the right side.
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RE: Do you worship a masturbating hippo?
November 20, 2011 at 8:43 pm
The right side of the road is a relative thing, wot?
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