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Skyrim jobs for all.
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Skyrim jobs for all.
November 28, 2011 at 10:42 am
I don't know if anyone has read this, but it is hilarious.

I almost died.

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-...maneuvers/
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RE: Skyrim jobs for all.
November 28, 2011 at 10:50 am
Love this bit

"Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon."

I'm left wondering whether or not they've pondered the implications of something "hell spawned" being fictitious.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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November 28, 2011 at 10:53 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2011 at 10:55 am by Faith No More.)
That was pretty damn funny.
(November 28, 2011 at 10:50 am)Rhythm Wrote: I'm left wondering whether or not they've pondered the implications of something "hell spawned" being fictitious.

It was satire.
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RE: Skyrim jobs for all.
November 28, 2011 at 11:15 am
Was it? Poe's law.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Skyrim jobs for all.
November 28, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Well, I wasn't sure either so I googled the website and the whole thing is satire.
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November 28, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Lol you guys got trololololed
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November 29, 2011 at 12:14 am (This post was last modified: November 29, 2011 at 12:21 am by AthiestAtheist.)
(November 28, 2011 at 10:50 am)Rhythm Wrote: Love this bit

"Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon."

I'm left wondering whether or not they've pondered the implications of something "hell spawned" being fictitious.
I thought that was odd as well. I was wondering if they thought gays believe demons exist, and were trying to reinforce to the reader that they do not. If God exists, why not demons?
(November 28, 2011 at 6:24 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Well, I wasn't sure either so I googled the website and the whole thing is satire.
That makes sense. I figured something was amiss when they called Skyrim "MMORPG first person shooter". Even though at first glance it may seem like those things, no... They just got that horribly wrong. They just don't know what they are talking about...
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