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The clean underwear heresy
November 30, 2011 at 11:41 pm
When Christen dum ruled the western world it was a heresy to wear clean underwear on Saturday (and I assume at sundown Friday night). This was a crime punishable by torture and death.
http://books.google.com/books?id=UdyCiuk...th&f=false
also (just a similar notation it's not necessary to read both links):
http://www.jackwhite.net/iberia/inquisition.html
....and some want a return to Christen dum
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RE: The clean underwear heresy
December 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Well the magic Mormon underwear will protect you from evil anyway, not that sinful non-Mormon underwear which doesn't cover the midsection or most of the legs & arms.
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RE: The clean underwear heresy
December 1, 2011 at 3:22 pm
(December 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Well the magic Mormon underwear will protect you from evil anyway, not that sinful non-Mormon underwear which doesn't cover the midsection or most of the legs & arms.
Personally I think the French have it right when it comes to underwear.
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RE: The clean underwear heresy
December 1, 2011 at 3:56 pm
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RE: The clean underwear heresy
December 1, 2011 at 7:11 pm
And be sure to wear clean underwear when you go on a car trip, so you won't have dirty underwear on if you get in an accident.
BS! Usually when you get into a bad accident the chances of soiling yourself right before it happens is high.
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RE: The clean underwear heresy
December 6, 2011 at 10:25 pm
(December 1, 2011 at 7:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:BS! Usually when you get into a bad accident the chances of soiling yourself right before it happens is high.
You know, they never mention that on the hospital shows.
They also never mention that many people vomit when given CPR.
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RE: The clean underwear heresy
December 6, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Like padraic before me, this is something I never knew. I learned something on the internet today!
Oh, and Min: I am actually wearing underwear very similar to that as I type this. Want a picture?
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