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Ho fucking ho
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Ho fucking ho
I'm very nice to those around me during humbug season..


I have never even once set fire to that couple of dropkicks dressed as Santa and his missus, Mary Xmas. They drive around the local mall in that weird motorised thingy,frightening small children.

I'm fed up with Santa and those fucking reindeer,shitting on my roof and breaking my tiles.This year I'm setting traps.

Below some suggested images for xmas cards:



[Image: humourvilainperenoel.jpg]


[Image: santagrave.jpg]



Suitable Xmas carol (Warning very coarse language)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU
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