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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 12:06 pm
You oxymoron!
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 12:50 pm
None of you normal-nosers have the slightest clue, do you? My nose is a proper MASSIVE size, it could suck up an iPhone... what have you got? The ability to snort cocaine? Please.
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 12:51 pm
Quote:Thou errant ill-bred bladder!

From the Shakespeare insult generator.
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 12:54 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: The ability to snort cocaine? Please.

I once bet a guy a dollar that he couldn't snort a line of powdered brick shavings that were laying on the floor at school after a janitor installed a pencil sharpener. He sure as hell earned that dollar. Can you do that?
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 1:00 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 12:54 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I once bet a guy a dollar that he couldn't snort a line of powdered brick shavings that were laying on the floor at school after a janitor installed a pencil sharpener. He sure as hell earned that dollar. Can you do that?

Obviously... it wouldn't even take an effort. That doesn't mean it's healthy, of course... 10 dollars, and I'll do it for you.

To think that your normal-sized nose is incapable of doing it itself... ROFLOL
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:00 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Obviously... it wouldn't even take an effort. That doesn't mean it's healthy, of course... 10 dollars, and I'll do it for you.

To think that your normal-sized nose is incapable of doing it itself...

No, no. The deal is one dollar.

And let me rephrase..."Are you willing to do that?"
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 1:06 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm)Faith No More Wrote: No, no. The deal is one dollar.

And let me rephrase..."Are you willing to do that?"

No whore would ever be willing to serve a man's will for such a price. No, I'm not.

But I'm impressed that you made a man your bitch. Sleepy
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 2:54 pm
You extremely high entalpic chemical reaction!
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 2:55 pm
Your idea has as much substance as a vaginal blood fart.
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RE: The silly insult thread
May 23, 2013 at 2:59 pm
Your poop is disgusted with you!
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