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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 22, 2013 at 4:22 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2013 at 4:23 pm by Cinjin.)
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 22, 2013 at 6:52 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 5:17 am)Cinjin Wrote: I really should have a lot more of my posts in this damn thread.

I felt the same at one point. But not anymore. I've gotten so damn lazy with posting, and it shows.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 22, 2013 at 7:08 pm
Stellar showing by your Giants this week. Oops, wrong thread. Big Grin
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 23, 2013 at 5:08 pm
(September 22, 2013 at 7:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Stellar showing by your Giants this week. Oops, wrong thread. Big Grin

Hey, watch it, I've already broken furtniture over it!
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 23, 2013 at 6:27 pm
go Broncos!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 24, 2013 at 10:26 am
(September 24, 2013 at 10:07 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(September 24, 2013 at 9:47 am)Drich Wrote: again, I do not speak from a vacuum.

Yes you do. It's where your human empathy and compassion ought to be.

Ouch!

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 2, 2013 at 5:49 pm
(October 2, 2013 at 4:03 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You're a YEC and want a challenge?

What's 1 + 1?

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 3, 2013 at 7:12 pm
This caught my funny-bone:

(October 3, 2013 at 7:05 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(October 3, 2013 at 3:06 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: I want the Force to be real, but no matter how hard I try, I cannot make my coffee mug fly into my hand from across the room.

Just say something that angers your wife.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 4, 2013 at 11:37 pm

(October 4, 2013 at 3:52 pm)Monolens Wrote: In terms of linguistics «god” and “shit” are very close.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 6, 2013 at 4:03 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2013 at 4:12 pm by Angrboda.)

(October 6, 2013 at 3:26 pm)Monolens Wrote: Thus as in Christianity there is a connection between god and cock.

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