Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[Foxaèr]

CIJS - I don't know why I'm constantly getting girls who post nudes and advertise straight hook-up sites liking my posts on Instagram

Clearly the fact that I follow loads of scantily-clad men on there is giving you ladies the wrong impression...

I was getting that on my Tumblr account, where I had a blog roughly four years. Just a few days ago, my Tumblr account was terminated. I was in no mood to contact support to ask why. There are literally tens of thousands of gay porn blogs on Tumblr, and I know they didn't terminate all of them.

[SteelCurtain]

CIJS - I don't know why I'm constantly getting girls who post nudes and advertise straight hook-up sites liking my posts on Instagram

Clearly the fact that I follow loads of scantily-clad men on there is giving you ladies the wrong impression...

I get them too. Maybe they went through me to get to you!

[Edwardo Piet]

I think every one of every age and gender gets them.

50% of them are from Nigeria telling you you've won 835,935,735 billion... uh... Yen. And the other 50% are there to say "HEY BABES I AM SO HORNYYYYYYYYYY WANNA VISIT MY CAMSITE? JUST CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK AND ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS! P.S. I AM TOTALLY 100% NOT A BOT. BEEP BEEP. BEEP. 01 01 01 00011 11001 0110."

[Regina]

I get them too. Maybe they went through me to get to you!

I don't know what you've been doing then to attract them You're obviously a bad influence haha

[J a c k]

(Heartmelt) Thank you, Ben.

Jack,
Your heart is so beautiful. You fuckin make me laugh all the time. I can see so much strength in you and courage the I long for. I know I barely know you yet, but you've drawn me in and I'm very thankful. Your transparency is inspiring. My emotions get the best of me often. I bet you I'm a lot more fucked up than you sweetie. 

Aw, man. Home 'ere! (Gives you a semi awkward bro hug that becomes a bit creepy as it progresses)

Thank you, jamieb. I liked you since day one, so you better be staying for good! We can both be the forum fuck ups. Lol but really, I'm glad you came here. I think we'll get along just fine.

[ignoramus]

I get them too. Maybe they went through me to get to you!

I don't know what you've been doing then to attract them You're obviously a bad influence haha

Oh Man, you made me stand up and spin anticlockwise 3 times! I was getting dizzy looking at bitchface!

[Joods]

CIJS -

You are a waitress. It is your job to tend to ALL of your tables. We waited over an hour for our food. When it finally arrived, everything supposed to be hot, was either lukewarm or fucking cold. You couldn't even manage to bring it out all at once. After you took three plates back, the manager came out with the food, apologizing because our food had been sitting in the window for 20 damn minutes and you were told several times to pick it up.

We waited more than 15 minutes for drink refills. Twice.
The dirty dishes on the table you "got ready" for us, was shoved onto another table with dirty dishes, which sat untouched for the two hours we were there.
The food was an hour getting out to us.
It was cold.
While there were seven of us, we didn't order anything expensive or difficult. No one ordered steak - something that takes awhile to cook or whatever.
You had three other tables. That is it. Honey - you had the biggest section to manage, but the fewest number of patrons.

I'm in the service industry too, sweetheart. Most people don't realize, but like you, I also have to rely on my tips and not the actual paycheck, to live off of. Since you are aware of this reality, you should have done much better, knowing your tip would be reflected in the service (or lack of) you provided.

You are young. Early twenties, I'm guessing. So, take some advice from a seasoned adult who is a few dozen levels higher than you -

When you do a shitty job, it WILL be reflected in your tip. When you go above and beyond - that will also be reflected in your tip. You were given a total of $5.00 for a $62.00, shitty-ass dining experience. You need to learn to do better. Management needs to learn to handle graduation traffic on a Tuesday night better. Everyone knew there was a graduation last night. It was in the papers. We were part of that. You ruined the good time we were all supposed to have.

Incidentally - I will be calling the corporate offices of the chain restaurant we ate at last night to not only complain about your lack of skills, but also for the fact that management did not do everything they should have done to correct this problem. I'm going to recommend that they retrain you and your manager because neither one of you can handle an unusual busy Tuesday night. I'm also asking for all of my money back because our dining experience was by far, the worst I have ever experienced there. And this is typically one of my go-to restaurants because even for a chain restaurant, I really do like the food (usually).

[pocaracas]

When you do a shitty job, it WILL be reflected in your tip. When you go above and beyond - that will also be reflected in your tip. You were given a total of $5.00 for a $62.00, shitty-ass dining experience. You need to learn to do better. Management needs to learn to handle graduation traffic on a Tuesday night better. Everyone knew there was a graduation last night. It was in the papers. We were part of that. You ruined the good time we were all supposed to have.

So wait.... you got shitty service and you STILL tipped $5?!!
no, no, no, no, no...

First, I know this is controversial, but I'm pretty much against the tipping culture. Whatever that is should be reflected on the paycheck and ultimately on the menu prices.
Second, a shitty service like that doesn't even deserve a tip. That's how it gets reflected in the tip. If the fault was on the kitchen staff, then okay... but not on this occasion.

Actually... the kitchen staff do most of the work, do they get tips? or is it just the pretty face that serves you that gets tips?
Bah, totally against the tipping system.

[Little lunch]

We don't have tipping in Australia.
Mind you, $62 would possibly pay for two people's dinner here, at most.

[Mr.Obvious]

Culturaly obligatory tipping... It keeps being a strange concept to me.